Retro Rabbit - Honestly, Probably Three Weeks

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**Jason Carpenter** (0:30)
Even more demonic rap conspiracy news, and apparently Michigan can be the last place you'll ever be. Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey, everyone, this is Jason Carpenter for Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm back. It's Monday, the 25th. It's not Monday, the 25th. It's June 25th. The weather is beautiful, so I don't need any fans. That's always good. I'm always happy about that. Hope you guys had a good weekend. I had a great weekend. It was actually a lot of fun. But here I am back, looking at the most ridiculous news possible to have an entertaining podcast. And you know, sometimes it's easier than others. Sometimes I find some great topics, and other times it's a little rough. I did, though, before we get started, I think I have stumbled upon the secret to evolution. I think that I can't really phrase it correctly, but I think I've stumbled upon something that could change everything. Almost like a glitch in The Matrix, and that kind of leads into another story we're going to do. So I was thinking, and it's kind of weird. So we hunt, let's take deer, for example.
We hunt deer, because their fur is pretty, and they have like big antlers.
And what if deer started to be ugly? What if they started to evolve to be like modeled, modeled fur, and busted like their antlers look all sucky and janky? People would be like, yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not hunting them anymore. Well, what would happen is you would go to shoot a deer and you'd look at its fur and it would be all disgusting. It would look like a hobo deer. And you would be like, no, I'm not taking the shot. I'm not. What am I going to do with that? And his antlers all busted up. And so that deer would go home and theoretically have more deer babies. And those babies would be all like busted up. And over time, the big, beautiful deer, the big, beautiful deers would get shot and I'd put their head on my wall. But the one that looked like it was all cracked out, I wouldn't shoot and it could have more babies over time. Now, I know what you're saying. Jason, that's really smart. But female deers wouldn't date a male deer or a buck. I think it's the scientific term, does and bucks. A doe would not date a buck if he looked like he was a meth addict. And that is true. However, I think that they would if those were the only ones alive. And I, okay, so the deer analogy may not be the best, but I think if animals that we hunt were gross looking, we'd stop hunting them. And why don't animals taste disgusting? Like if I was an animal and I was like, I'm so tired of my species getting bitten by bears and wolves. Let's be a deer again. I'm a deer. And wolves keep eating me, keep eating like my species. I'm going to taste gross. I'm going to make, I'm going to like start to evolve. So I'm gross, grosser. So when a wolf bites me, he's like, ugh, and then like runs away. And then I live to have other babies. So you can have it both ways. You can have like a busted up looking deer that no one wants to hunt, or a beautiful deer that tastes disgusting. And then they won't have to worry about natural predators. That, I don't know if that either disproved evolution, why animals taste so good, or actually proved that we can make evolution better. That's one of the two. I was thinking about that the other day. I told my friend she didn't get it, but she did have a headache. So I'm going to chalk it up. Not to any faults in the argument itself, but the fact that she had a headache.
Because we were sitting in a really hot theater for a while.
Okay, there was more to the story than that, but anyway, so she had a headache. So speaking of glitches in The Matrix, which kind of is, you know, evolution. So there is, like I said, I like to cover conspiracy theories that are fairly obscure. There are the classics, the ones that I like. I like Bermuda Triangle.