Retro Rabbit - Are Aliens Using Humans As Recreational Drugs?

**Jason Carpenter** (0:00)
Today, we meet the unluckiest pervert in the world, probably. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot to choose from. This guy's pretty unlucky. And then we travel back to the iceberg to take a look at a terrifying conspiracy theory.
Are aliens using humans to get high? Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey, everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. I hope you guys are having a great day, too. We got a lot of stuff to cover, so we're gonna hop right into it. We are gonna start off by giving a shout out to our newest Patreon, Sister Celestine. Sister Celestine, thank you so much for supporting the show. You are going to be our pilot, our captain. Whatever vehicle we use today, you're gonna be in charge. If you can't support the Patreon, that's fine as well. Just help get the word out about the show really, really helps out a lot. Sister Celestine, let's go ahead and hop in to Jason Jaloppy. Let's take a ride all the way out to New Jersey. Specifically, we're going to Haddonfield, New Jersey. Isn't that where Halloween took place?
Not like it was a real event. Isn't that where that documentary took place, H2O? The one where the documentary where Coolio got his guts ripped out. Sister Celestine, we're driving over to New Jersey. It's summer 2015
We're going to meet a man named John Michael Moosbach. He's 31 years old. Now, we're not going to meet him because he's a big old disgusting pervo. This is a true crime story. So, technically, I'll say allegedly, but he already pled guilty to one of the crimes we're going to talk about. So, John Michael Moosbach, 31 years old. He begins chatting with a 13-year-old girl from New York. So gross, right? And, of course, it turns into sexting and then exchanging explicit photos. So her parents find out and they call the cops and the cops call the cops in New Jersey. That whole thing goes on, right? But that's not even the interesting part of the story. Unfortunately, that type of disgustingness happens all the time. People do it. Hopefully, they get caught. Sometimes they don't. Sometimes it takes them a couple of times to get caught. It's gross, but that's not what we're here for. Because then that's just a news story, unfortunately. That's not a weird news story. This is the weird part of the news story. So he's arrested in March 2016
On October 2017, he pleads guilty to child endangerment. So he's talking to the judge. He's like, listen, judge, I know it was super gross. I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again. He crosses his fingers behind his back. The judge is like, uh, Bailiff, can you make sure that the defendant's fingers are not crossed? That's a normal thing they have to do in court. That's why they handcuff you, so you can't cross your fingers behind your back. Oh, it's crossing my toes, your honor. I'm a total pervert, I'll do whatever I want. He basically tells the judge, yeah, I plead guilty, shouldn't have done that.
This was a full on sexting and exchanging pictures and stuff like that. He had pictures of her on his computer, super gross. Two years suspended prison sentence, that's all he got. And a lifetime of parole. So is that the weird part of the story? Sister Celestine says as we're driving around New Jersey, I go, no, no, no, no, no. That, unfortunately, again, is something that often happens in these cases. People get arrested, they get charged with something heavy, they plead down, the prosecutors don't want to waste the time. Maybe the family doesn't want to have a long trial, whatever. So they give them a lesser sentence. It should have been way more than that, just getting the pictures from the girl, and him sending the pictures of the girl. Could have been doing some serious time, but two years suspended sentence, probably had a good lawyer, prosecutor probably didn't want to deal with it, all that stuff. That's totally normal. This is where the story gets weird. This is where the story becomes Dead Rabbit Radio worthy, and gave me quite a good chuckle. So in 2019, there was this informant, this confidential informant, working with the Department of Homeland Security on a completely unrelated thing. And I could just imagine the CI and Department of Homeland Security agent having lunch one day, and the CI is like, oh, you know what, this has nothing to do with what we're talking about, right? Like, I'm helping you do this thing, but you want to hear something super funny. You want to hear a hilarious story. And Homeland Security is like, yeah, who doesn't want to hear a hilarious story? So this is what happened. This John Michael Moosbach was arrested in 2016, March 2016 In October 2017, he pled guilty and gained a slap on the wrist. But in between that, in May 2016, he thinks he's big brain here. You know what I need to do? You know what I need to do to make this whole thing disappear? Where there's tons of physical evidence, there's tons of photos and texts of us talking. You know what would really help me is if I had the girl murdered, if I killed this 13-year-old girl, that would totally make this whole case go away. No one would find that suspicious, right? The 13-year-old girl just disappears. That's never in the news, right? So he hires a hitman online. He finds this hitman online. Probably deep web, but maybe not. He finds a hitman online and they negotiate a sale. He goes, so listen, I want this girl, she's 14 at this point. I want this girl killed, she's 14 years old. Is that too young? Can you do that? Hitman's like, oh, no, no, no, that's totally fine. We actually give you a discount for that. We have to use less ammo because they're tinier. He's like, oh, I didn't know that. $20,000, please. And I will send a hitman out post haste to kill a 14 year old girl. So this dude had, I don't have $20,000. I don't think I've ever had $20,000, right? This dude flips the dude a couple of bitcoins worth $20,000 and then starts emailing this hitman going, hey dude, when are you going to do it? Hey dude, she's still alive, man. Like, when are you going to do it?