Plaxico Burress Guest Hosting and Marilyn Manson Urban Legends

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Tomorrow, co-hosting the show since you're taking one of your many vacation days.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:04)
Such nonsense.

**Craig Carton** (0:05)
For two hours tomorrow.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:07)
Two hours?

**Craig Carton** (0:07)
From three to five tomorrow.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:09)
Nobody can do the heavy lifting I do. Only two hours.

**Craig Carton** (0:12)
You also don't have a Super Bowl Championship ring on your finger.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:15)
I don't.

**Craig Carton** (0:16)
No, you don't.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:16)
No, I do not.

**Craig Carton** (0:17)
And he's bringing guests with him.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:19)
Really?

**Craig Carton** (0:20)
That's right.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:21)
Who is this?

**Craig Carton** (0:22)
Plaxico Burress.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:23)
Plaxico Burress filling in for me.

**Craig Carton** (0:25)
Yeah, Plaxico Burress stopping by.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:27)
That's a great moment for me.

**Craig Carton** (0:28)
For you, yeah. Yeah, because you're off.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:30)
I will. I take off and Plaxico comes in for me.

**Craig Carton** (0:34)
Plaxico Burress is coming by.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:35)
I'm the starter and we get Plaxico off the bench.

**Craig Carton** (0:37)
Also coming by tomorrow, very funny local comedian, a huge New York sports fan. Paul Verzi is going to be sitting in for an hour.
And other surprise guests tomorrow.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:47)
Amazing. When you take off, I might have Gallo in here. This is going to be exciting.

**Craig Carton** (0:51)
Wow. Is Gallo the comedian with the funny hair?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:56)
That's Gallagher.

**Craig Carton** (0:57)
That's Gallagher.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:57)
Oh, man, yeah.

**Craig Carton** (0:59)
So anyhow, I miss Plaxico. That's awesome. Plaxico owns a smoothie bar in New Jersey. Really? Yeah.
Yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:07)
Plaxico Burress in tomorrow. That's fun.

**Craig Carton** (1:09)
That's right. That's right. Telling all the stories.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:13)
All the stories.

**Craig Carton** (1:13)
All the stories.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:14)
All the stories?

**Craig Carton** (1:15)
Uh-huh.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:16)
All the stories?

**Craig Carton** (1:17)
Yes, he is.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:17)
Okay.

**Craig Carton** (1:18)
He's telling us everything. Anything you ever wanted to know about Eli Manning.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:23)
Oh, okay, yeah.

**Craig Carton** (1:25)
Yes, and other things that you might want to know.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:28)
No, that's awesome.

**Craig Carton** (1:29)
Yeah, so Plaxo will be by at some point. Three o'clock tomorrow.
We'll get five team Plaxo in a minute. So happy to have Plaxo.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:35)
He was part of the Carton Show.

**Craig Carton** (1:36)
Let's invite Victor Cruz in.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:38)
Yeah, what's Victor Cruz doing? Yeah. Ask him if he was on the float, the parade for the Knicks. Victor Cruz? I could have sworn I saw him on the celebrity float. I could have sworn I saw that it was him.

**Craig Carton** (1:51)
Hey, stop it, Pete. Come on, man. I've told you a million times not to burp on the air.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:56)
That's disgusting.

**Craig Carton** (1:57)
Were you on?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:57)
And we know it's Chinese food too.

**Craig Carton** (1:59)
Were you? He had Chinese food today?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:00)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (2:01)
On the Knicks float?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:05)
Oh, I'm sorry.

**Craig Carton** (2:06)
Anyhow, here's Laurie is in Ocean Township, New Jersey. Hi, Laurie.

**Laurie** (2:11)
Hey, how are you?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:12)
Good.

**Laurie** (2:13)
How are you?

**Craig Carton** (2:14)
What are you going to go out to, Laurie? You start drinking yet or no?

**Laurie** (2:18)
No, I wish. Not yet.
But the first thing I want to say is for Gallo, that if he wants to start a first pitch at a Cyclones game, my son is actually, he's having a birthday party at Blue Claws and they're actually playing with Cyclones, just coincidentally. Yeah. And one of the options was he can be a mini manager or throughout the first pitch. So he can have his birthday party.

**Craig Carton** (2:39)
Well, the problem is Gallo's not nine. So it's a little different.

**Laurie** (2:43)
I don't know if there's an age limit.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:45)
No, you gotta be, at Blue Claws, is that what you said?

**Laurie** (2:48)
Yeah, it's like the Phillies want to just close this to me.

**Craig Carton** (2:51)
Yeah, yeah. Well, we could get Gallo on the Somerset Patriots field, but he specifically said Brooklyn.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:57)
No, we'll have a birthday party at Blue Claws, and then we'll have him throw out the first pitch.

**Craig Carton** (3:01)
Hey, look at that. Have those little triangle birthday hats with the wire under your chin that itches the hell out of you.
Yeah. So what'd you call for, Laurie?