One-Chart Businesses, The Lice Lady and Having A Micro-Hustle Mentality

**Shaan Puri** (0:00)
This is an example of a business that is what I call one chart businesses.
I'm full of catchy shit today. One chart businesses. So what's a one chart business? There are times you can look at one chart, and one chart alone can be your business plan.

**Sam Parr** (0:24)
All right, we're live. What's going on? I haven't seen you in a week.

**Shaan Puri** (0:28)
I know.

**Sam Parr** (0:28)
What's going on?

**Shaan Puri** (0:29)
It's forever.
Nice jacket, by the way. That's fresh. Wearing white is just a choice.

**Sam Parr** (0:37)
It's a summer move.

**Shaan Puri** (0:38)
It's a choice.

**Sam Parr** (0:38)
It's a summer move.

**Shaan Puri** (0:39)
You going to Rubin's party or what?

**Sam Parr** (0:44)
No, I don't think I'm not on that list.

**Shaan Puri** (0:46)
Was it last year that you were in the Hamptons when Rick Rubin was having his party and you were like, what's this? And wasn't there some story like you hung out with all the limo drivers, the Uber drivers, the parking lot instead of going in?

**Sam Parr** (0:57)
And finally, the beach that I went to was five doors down from his house. It's a public beach and there's a parking lot there. And me and my family were just there hanging out.
We drove by, we saw Henry Kravis, the founder of KKR, like $50 billion guy, pull up in his $2 billion, or $2 million Bugatti. We park in the parking lot and I see all these huge escalates, all black escalates. And I see these, it's mostly like these, you could tell the drivers are in suits, they're playing soccer and eating sandwiches and drinking soda. And I walk over, I'm like, what the hell is this? And they're like, oh, it's this guy named Michael Rubin. He throws this party.
I go, well, who are you driving? And they actually tell me who they're driving. And I'm like, seeing how as I am, I go like, all right, like what's the, what's the shtick on them? Like, are they a good tipper? What's their deal? And they like spilled the beans on like, but it's like, he's like, oh, this person's actually broke. You know, like he always haggles with us over $500 or yeah. So I hung out in the parking lot in Michael Rubin's party.

**Shaan Puri** (1:55)
Most relatable blue collar thing to do is just to go and be like, hey, pass the sunflower seeds and just start kicking it with these guys in the parking lot.

**Sam Parr** (2:06)
I saw it was like a movie a little bit. It was like, they're just like playing soccer and drinking coke.

**Shaan Puri** (2:10)
Yeah. By the way, the way you described that was definitely like straight out of like a favela in Brazil. You're like, yeah, they were just drinking Coca-Cola and eating sandwiches while playing soccer in the park and the gravel.

**Sam Parr** (2:21)
That's really what they were doing. I mean, it was, it was, it was like, but it was fun. And, you know, it was all like these Long Island guys like, Hey, what are you doing? You know, like that type of thing.

**Shaan Puri** (2:29)
I saw a video of that party and I think the reaction when they post that video for most people is like, Oh my God, like so cool. I, you know, I hope one day I can attend this, the white party at Michael Rubin's house.
I got to say, I saw that thing and I was like, this would be my worst nightmare.

**Sam Parr** (2:46)
It'd be very uncomfortable, right?

**Shaan Puri** (2:48)
Having to look cool.
Just that alone is already, I have a halfway to hell. Having to look cool, dressed up for a three-party.

**Sam Parr** (2:56)
You're wearing a Mickey, Shaan's wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt right now. Just fly.

**Shaan Puri** (3:01)
And by the way, I bought this recently. This is new. This isn't like some old thing in the closet. This was, I bought this during my trip just now. Um, so having to look cool and then going to a place with a bunch of people who are super famous and then having to like be in, be in conversations and like try to get into conversations and then be in those conversations. I just want to go home.
I already want to go home and I wasn't even invited. So Michael Rubin, you could lose my invite is what I'm trying to say.

**Sam Parr** (3:32)
Yeah, it's like you'd rather play their characters in Madden than actually hang out with them.

**Shaan Puri** (3:36)