NO MORE T**S AND ASS - H3 Show #286

**Ethan Klein** (0:03)
Hello, everybody, welcome to Friday's H3 show coming at you. It's July 17th, beautiful, sunny, hot. Los Angeles, California, come at you. I wish the meat was frozen solid, but it's hot out here. That is, of course, a meme generated from the member stream.
That actually, you know, it's a shame that a lot of you guys didn't see yesterday's member stream, because I think that that soundbite might have some serious legs.

**Dan Fucks** (0:34)
It's got legs and they ain't frozen.

**Ethan Klein** (0:37)
No, they are not, sir. In fact, I think what we can do to bring the general audience in, by the way, thank you to Cozy Earth for sponsoring us today. God bless you. Love my Cozy Earth. We should pull from the trailer. It's from the Rocky, Sylvester Stallone biopic. You guys know how I feel about biopics.
But in the trailer, can we just timestamp that one moment, so that we can bring people into the fold on the meat is frozen solid.

**Zach Louis** (1:08)
The meat is frozen solid.

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
Because it's so... you're gonna be hearing it a lot, right? Frozen solid. It's just... I know it was a big moment for us. Also, I want to say, I got a light. So now, check this out. You guys aren't gonna see it, but I will.
I was just flashing. Somebody just gave up. When somebody's on the line, it'll fly up. You see that? Let's see who's calling.
Hello, this is Ethan speaking.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:38)
Holy fucking shit. Hello, Ethan.

**Ethan Klein** (1:41)
Hi, how are you? How can I help you today?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
Um, I...

**Hila Klein** (1:46)
I'm just... I'm kind of stunned right now.

**Ethan Klein** (1:50)
Okay, fantastic. Well, thanks for bringing in there. I appreciate you. Have a great... Have a great weekend.

**Hila Klein** (1:55)
Fine, you're hilarious.

**Ethan Klein** (1:56)
Oh, thank you so much. You guys hear that? Appreciate you. Bye-bye.

**Hila Klein** (2:00)
Genuinely.

**Ethan Klein** (2:00)
She says I'm hilarious and she loves me. I don't know if you guys heard that.
But, uh... Oh, that's nice. Little... little self-esteem boost. What's that face, Tamara? You don't think that I'm hilarious? Well, I'm another call. Let's see what they... Let's see if they agree.
Hi.

**AB Quintanilla** (2:21)
Oh, what the fuck?

**Ethan Klein** (2:22)
They hung up.
Well, anyway, if you call in now, I'll see. A flashing light. So, I'll have no more faux-pop paws.

**Dan Fucks** (2:34)
There was a noise that went off, but Dan pulled it out, but it was very funny. It was just been way too much of an interruption to the show.

**Ethan Klein** (2:42)
What are you talking about?

**Dan Fucks** (2:43)
There was a noise when that light came on. It was like a ringer.

**Ethan Klein** (2:46)
Oh, for real?

**Dan Fucks** (2:46)
Yeah, that light had like a ringer built into it.

**Ethan Klein** (2:49)
Can I hear it?

**Dan Fucks** (2:50)
No, I ripped it out. You ripped it out? I ripped the speaker out.

**Ethan Klein** (2:52)
Sometimes that's what it takes.

**Dan Fucks** (2:54)
Yeah, that was the easiest fix.

**Ethan Klein** (2:55)
And while Hila is here, thank you. Hi, Hila. You probably...

**Zach Louis** (2:59)
Did you see the meat?

**Ethan Klein** (3:00)
It's frozen solid.

**AB Quintanilla** (3:02)
The meat's frozen solid.

**Ethan Klein** (3:03)
Okay, so here, I'm pulling... So this happened yesterday on Members.

**Hila Klein** (3:06)
Okay.

**Ethan Klein** (3:06)
It was a very fun episode, by the way. Thanks for being there, all the members. We had a lot of fun.
One of my favorite thing to do on Members, actually, these days is watching trailers, because I love reacting to trailers, and these dumb idiots are trying to promote their fucking movie, and then they claim you for showing a trailer.

**Hila Klein** (3:27)
Right.

**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
So I watched it on Members, and so check this out, this scene here. I don't know what's going on, but he's doing like...

**Dan Fucks** (3:39)
What's the famous scene from the movie? From Rocky.

**Ethan Klein** (3:42)
Oh, the meat is frozen solid?

**Dan Fucks** (3:44)
No, not him injuring himself, but him practicing in a meat locker or whatever.

**Ethan Klein** (3:48)
So it's meta. This is about Sylvester, right?

**SPEAKER_14** (3:53)
This comes with some strengths.

**Ethan Klein** (3:55)
So this is about Sylvester doing promo for Rocky, and he had ops in real life apparently, and so he was going to punch the meat as it is, beat the meat.

**Dan Fucks** (4:07)
Wait, no.

**AB Quintanilla** (4:07)
No, no, no, no. In Rocky, he trains on the meat.