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**Bobby Lee** (0:30)
Yesterday. I saw it.
Odyssey.
Juno, Private Ryan, Twilight, everyone's in it, dude, Catwoman. You from the neck down, isn't it? Carlos. What's that joke? Cyclops, that was your body. Oh, okay.

**Andrew Santino** (0:55)
Oh, he's like ripped and tall?

**Bobby Lee** (0:57)
Yeah. I don't know, it's just like famished.
Yeah. And there's an island full of Andreuses in the movie. The siren? Yes.
Ole, ole, ole to you. We don't care. England's out. The semis, right? You don't like football. And, you know, that's it, dude. All right. I love Spanish people, by the way. I really do, but I just didn't like... Um, it's always, it's always spanned Argentine, it's spanned.

**Andrew Santino** (1:28)
It's always spanned Argentine.

**Bobby Lee** (1:30)
It's always the same. Germany, you know, and you saw that I have a new car.

**Andrew Santino** (1:37)
You want me to talk now?

**Bobby Lee** (1:40)
That was the monologue.

**Andrew Santino** (1:43)
I was, I let you rock.
You came in, you punched some of the boxes in the back, and I said, I gotta let him go for a little while. I'm not gonna interrupt.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
Yeah, but you didn't. And you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and a compadre, okay?

**Andrew Santino** (1:59)
I'm both, dude.

**Bobby Lee** (2:00)
You're both, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (2:01)
And you know what?

**Bobby Lee** (2:01)
Yeah, and a sidekick, compatriot.

**Andrew Santino** (2:03)
It's a companion, compadre, and a patriot. I'm a compatriot.

**Bobby Lee** (2:06)
You are. You're dressed as a flamingo or whatever.
Whatever that dress is. And you came in with an air, Andreas, like we won, and it's like, I get it, okay?

**Andrew Santino** (2:22)
He texted us the moment, this episode's gonna be way out after it's over, but today, we just saw the World Cup, and majorly disappointed, majorly disappointed. Yeah. I think the whole country.

**Bobby Lee** (2:34)
Did you see it?

**Andrew Santino** (2:36)
The World Cup, I watched.

**Bobby Lee** (2:37)
The Odyssey.

**Andrew Santino** (2:38)
No.

**Bobby Lee** (2:38)
Why? Everyone was great in the movie.

**Andrew Santino** (2:40)
I didn't have time to go see it. No, but I- Are you gonna watch it? I don't, I don't, I don't, no, I actually, no.

**Bobby Lee** (2:45)
No, you have to watch it.

**Andrew Santino** (2:45)
I won't.

**Bobby Lee** (2:46)
It's a, let me just say something.

**Andrew Santino** (2:48)
I just don't care.

**Bobby Lee** (2:49)
It's an epic, cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like this since Lawrence of Arabia.

**Andrew Santino** (2:55)
Didn't see that either.

**Bobby Lee** (2:55)
Or Braveheart.

**Andrew Santino** (2:56)
Didn't see that either.

**Bobby Lee** (2:57)
Right, so it's like, it's right grand. It's, I think he handled the mythological aspects of it in a very grounded way.

**Andrew Santino** (3:07)
What's it about? What's it about?

**Bobby Lee** (3:09)
The Odyssey.

**Andrew Santino** (3:10)
What is that?

**Bobby Lee** (3:11)
Odysseus.

**Andrew Santino** (3:11)
The boat?

**Bobby Lee** (3:13)
Well, there's, Matt Damon, well, there is a boat in it.

**Andrew Santino** (3:16)
Yeah, that's the boat, right?

**Bobby Lee** (3:17)
Yeah, there's a cave, a boat, buildings.

**Andrew Santino** (3:19)
I like boats and buildings.

**Bobby Lee** (3:20)
I know you do. Let me pitch it to you.

**Andrew Santino** (3:22)
Caves, no, no, no. No, no, no caves. Pitch me out.

**Bobby Lee** (3:23)
There are trails?

**Andrew Santino** (3:24)
Love trails.

**Bobby Lee** (3:25)
Okay, there's beaches?

**Andrew Santino** (3:27)
I can do without beaches. I'm not a sand guy.

**Bobby Lee** (3:28)
Yeah, there's whirlpools.
You love whirlpools? Dude, you know that about me. You love it, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (3:34)
Always have.

**Bobby Lee** (3:35)
Yeah, and you always will. Witches?

**Andrew Santino** (3:38)
I do love witches.

**Bobby Lee** (3:39)
Me too, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (3:40)
Wait a minute.
So the movie is about what again? I am dumb. I don't know. What is the movie about?

**Bobby Lee** (3:46)
It's about Odysseus after the Trojan War. He's coming home.

**Andrew Santino** (3:52)
Yes, I would love to see it. What country does it take place in?

**Bobby Lee** (3:55)