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**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Hey babes, it's Paris Hilton. So I was checking my points balance in the Hilton Honors app the other day, and yeah, I've got about a billion, which feels excessive, even for me. Just kidding, you can never have too many Hilton Honors points. And I want to do something iconic this summer, so I'm giving away all my Paris points. Just find somewhere you've always wanted to stay, then go to my socials or Hilton's and tell me about it. Just make sure you're a Hilton Honors member, and I might be sending you Paris points, because when you want points that make your summer even hotter, it matters where you stay.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
You know, I gotta tell you something, I've been watching more soccer than ever now.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:33)
Good.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:33)
It's blown my mind how much soccer I'm watching.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:36)
What's blown your mind about it?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:37)
That I'm interested in it.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:39)
Yeah, it's very interesting.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:40)
Only when it's on TV.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:42)
Oh, you can't see clips.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:43)
I watch the game, but I don't wanna engage in all the nuance.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:48)
Yeah, I was at the Wee Spa last night, I saw the Mexico game.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
Yeah, I watched the Mexico game from the hotel.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:52)
And there's a lot of Mexican people that work at Wee Spa that went, I go, pick up the towel.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:58)
Pick up the towel.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:59)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, what are we doing here?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:01)
How do you say ape in Spanish? How do you say ape?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:05)
Mono, that is not that.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:06)
Mono.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:07)
Mierde de mono.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:09)
Mierde de mono.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:10)
They went, Mierde de mono.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:11)
They went, Mierde de mono, Mierde de mono.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:20)
I'm late. I was late on that.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:22)
You were late.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:23)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm literally looking at the towels that we spot. None of them are done.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:28)
All right.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:29)
No, no, let's get this off my chest, right? And everyone is watching the game.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:35)
Yeah, they're watching the game.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:36)
Yeah, yeah. Do the towels first.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:38)
They can't do the towels. Look at those guys. They were losing their mind. I watched the news. I was in Northern California, and they were talking about riots in LA, in North Valley.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:46)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:47)
I loved it. They were doing donuts. They were breaking stuff.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:49)
Every time there's a Mexico game, you can tell.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:51)
You can tell there's a Mexico. Look at that guy. He's got Agent Orange on his face. I don't know what that is, but that's how they celebrate.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:58)
It's just asbestos. He just came from work.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:00)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:01)
That was in North Hollywood. Was that like Van Nuys, they said?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:04)
That's insane.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:06)
Is it Pacoima? Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:07)
But you know who they play next?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:10)
Who?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:10)
Mexico?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:11)
Who do they play?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:12)
Sunday, England.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:13)
Oh, it's over. Let's see what happens. Yeah, it's over then.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:15)
Let's just see what happens.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:17)
Although this pod will already be out by the time this happens. So wow, wow, what a game.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:20)
What a wonderful game. Mexico won.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:23)
It was cool to see Messi. I'll say that. That was cool to see.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:26)
Yeah, I know.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:26)
Greatest to ever touch a soccer.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:27)
He's 40

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
And he's still shit up.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:30)
I know he's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's one of the greatest of all time.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:33)
No, no, he's the greatest.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:35)
It goes Messi, Maradona. I know them all.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:38)
He's the best.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:38)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
He's undoubted. Every soccer player ever has said he's the greatest.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
He is. You have Zinedine Zidane.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:44)
Zinedine Zidane.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:45)
Yeah, you got all those guys. But my point, though, is he is 40, okay?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:51)
Can you imagine me on a soccer field? That's crazy to play with. He's playing with 19-year-olds.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:55)
I know.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:56)
And he's cooking them.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:57)
He's cooking them.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:57)
At 40 years old, how does he do this?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:59)
He's just born that way.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:01)
I love when they cut to his wife. They go, and Miss Messi loves it as well.
She's bouncing up and down, having the time of her life. I will say this about his wife, and I mean this.