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**Andrew Schulz** (0:01)
Who are these two idiots?

**Carlos** (0:03)
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. Are you two or something?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:10)
We're bad friends.

**Bobby Lee** (0:12)
I'm coming in with a positive light like I always do in every social situation. It's pure light, you know?

**Andrew Schulz** (0:18)
Pure light.

**Bobby Lee** (0:18)
Yeah, but-

**Andrew Schulz** (0:19)
Well, let's hash something out, then.

**Bobby Lee** (0:20)
I have hashes with you.

**Andrew Schulz** (0:21)
You got a hash with me?

**Bobby Lee** (0:22)
Yeah, yeah.

**Andrew Schulz** (0:23)
I got a pretty big hash with you.

**Bobby Lee** (0:24)
I have a hash with him, and can I just preemptively say what your hash is? What I think it's going to be? Because I'd like to do that.

**Carlos** (0:33)
Can I do that to you, then?

**Andrew Schulz** (0:35)
Yeah, preemptive hashing.

**Bobby Lee** (0:37)
You preemptively hash, and then I'll do it, and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order. Yeah. All right? Because I feel completely connected with you guys, and in harmony with you guys. We and Andrea's hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're- That sounds like a guilty person. Yeah.
We're fully connected. You know what I mean? So go ahead, preemptively hash.

**Carlos** (1:02)
This is because you called me.

**Bobby Lee** (1:04)
Okay. That's not-

**Carlos** (1:06)
No, on Saturday night, and you said, oh, time is bad, friends. And I said, oh, you're back from Utah already. And you said, I never left.

**Bobby Lee** (1:14)
Okay. So can we do- now we're doing a Pulp Fiction.
We're doing a Pulp Fiction.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:19)
We're jumping around a lot.

**Bobby Lee** (1:20)
We're jumping around. So let me-

**Andrew Schulz** (1:21)
But by the way, the story will make sense at the end.

**Bobby Lee** (1:23)
I think it will make sense. That's very good. All right. So this is very Pulp Fiction-y. Yeah. All right. So here's my side of the story. Okay.
Andrew and I were supposed to fly to Utah.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:35)
Andrew did fly to Utah.

**Bobby Lee** (1:37)
I know. From a different city though.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:39)
I left from Seattle, Washington for my niece's graduation, enjoying time with my family.

**Bobby Lee** (1:43)
Oh, who cares?

**Andrew Schulz** (1:46)
Just cause you barely made it out of high school.

**Bobby Lee** (1:48)
Okay.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:48)
Some people, it's important.

**Bobby Lee** (1:49)
Okay. High school?

**Andrew Schulz** (1:51)
It's big.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
Oh, okay.

**Andrew Schulz** (1:53)
She's already in college.

**Bobby Lee** (1:54)
The hat thing.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:55)
Woo, we're not gonna get jobs.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:59)
Society's over.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:00)
She's smart. She'll get a job.
She'll get a job. I left my niece's graduation in Seattle and I flew direct, leaving my family. I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.

**Bobby Lee** (2:11)
Did you see the-

**Andrew Schulz** (2:12)
So I get a call from Carlos. Hey man, Bob's flight's delayed.

**Bobby Lee** (2:18)
It's not delayed.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:19)
I said, okay, delays happen all the time. He doesn't want to work.

**Bobby Lee** (2:23)
It's my turn.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:24)
He doesn't want to wait, man. I call him. This guy.
Dude, they said that there's air in the engine. An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:43)
And he goes, no, they said they're probably not going to take off, man.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:46)
And I was like, well, come on. I mean, like, is there another flight?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:49)
I don't want to go to LAX.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:50)
I said, all right, but there's gotta be another flight.

**Bobby Lee** (2:52)
Go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:55)
So what?

**Bobby Lee** (2:56)
Okay.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:56)
You're not even driving. You're in a car.

**Bobby Lee** (2:58)
Okay.

**Andrew Schulz** (2:58)
Okay.
So on top of that, so I said, fine, I understand not going to LAX. That's fine. That's fine.

**Bobby Lee** (3:04)
You would never do that.

**Andrew Schulz** (3:05)
No, I-

**Bobby Lee** (3:06)
You would never do that. Never.

**Andrew Schulz** (3:09)
For this show, I would.

**Bobby Lee** (3:10)
No, you wouldn't. They both know.

**Carlos** (3:11)
There was a Burbank flight.

**Andrew Schulz** (3:13)
There was a Burbank flight anyway. So here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off, the flight after it also took off. You know how I know that? Because one of the guys on the shoot took that flight.