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**Andrew Santino** (0:00)
Hi, Bad Friends, I am Andres. I am Andres. This is, my students are here today.

**Bobby Lee** (0:06)
I teach film.

**Andrew Santino** (0:07)
Film. That's Filipino, film. We will do movie films.
I gotta tell you, Fancy, I feel good in your style.

**Bobby Lee** (0:16)
Your style. You feel handsomer.

**Andrew Santino** (0:19)
Handsomer?
You feel handsomer. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today, we've got a ton of interns, a ton of interns.

**Bobby Lee** (0:29)
It's so itchy.

**Andrew Santino** (0:30)
I like it.

**Bobby Lee** (0:30)
How do you do this? All day long with the itchy hair.

**Andrew Santino** (0:34)
We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again, making their return to the show.

**Bobby Lee** (0:39)
Yeah, and they're here to watch...

**Andrew Santino** (0:42)
Magic.

**Bobby Lee** (0:43)
Magic. Pure magic. Yeah.
It's good to see you on this. Thank you. Yeah, and...

**Andrew Santino** (0:50)
I'm very hungover right now.

**Bobby Lee** (0:52)
You drank last night?

**Andrew Santino** (0:53)
Got the case of the Irish flu, baby.

**Bobby Lee** (0:56)
Where'd you go last night?

**Andrew Santino** (0:57)
To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play.

**Bobby Lee** (0:59)
Oh, Doyers.

**Andrew Santino** (1:01)
The amount of Japanese people because of Shohei, it's crazy. Half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they gonna do to my America next?
You would serve in kimchi with the hot dogs?

**Bobby Lee** (1:14)
You think Shohei could have played during the 40s?

**Andrew Santino** (1:18)
Prohibition. Oh, 40s?

**Bobby Lee** (1:20)
The 1940s. Like, two days. Would they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor, you think?
I mean, he's good, right? But they're angry.

**Andrew Santino** (1:29)
We're hitting bombs all over the world for Shohei and Ohtani. The guy is amazing.

**Bobby Lee** (1:34)
He's amazing.

**Andrew Santino** (1:35)
He's so good to watch.

**Bobby Lee** (1:36)
He's so tall, handsome.

**Andrew Santino** (1:38)
This guy's so handsome.

**Bobby Lee** (1:39)
Yeah, he's a cutie ball.

**Andrew Santino** (1:41)
All right, and this guy's slotted to make...

**Bobby Lee** (1:43)
I mean, he's cute.

**Andrew Santino** (1:44)
He's very cute.

**Bobby Lee** (1:46)
He's Astro Boy.
He's Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (1:50)
He is.

**Bobby Lee** (1:50)
Yeah, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:51)
It's me. Show he.

**Bobby Lee** (1:54)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:55)
Look at how...

**Bobby Lee** (1:55)
Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (1:57)
Yeah. Whoa.
He's got all of his vision now, so he's empowered.

**Bobby Lee** (2:00)
I can see everything. Dude, you know, I was driving... So I just got glasses for the first time in my life.

**Andrew Santino** (2:05)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:05)
And I was driving through Lancashire by Universal, right? And you know, when you're driving down that to go to Lancashire, you see the Universal City Park.

**Andrew Santino** (2:15)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:16)
But I never saw the rides.

**Andrew Santino** (2:19)
You just saw a bunch of blobs?

**Bobby Lee** (2:20)
I just saw a blur.

**Andrew Santino** (2:21)
Wow.

**Bobby Lee** (2:22)
And I was driving today. I was going, oh, they have rides? Like you could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah.
I could never see them.

**Andrew Santino** (2:29)
It's crazy. Yeah. They have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious. Vin Diesel is gonna bless it.

**Bobby Lee** (2:35)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:35)
They are.

**Bobby Lee** (2:36)
And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. I thought she was black the whole time.

**Andrew Santino** (2:43)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (2:43)
Yeah. No, I'm kidding.

**Andrew Santino** (2:44)
There it is.

**Bobby Lee** (2:45)
Yeah, there.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
Fast and Furious, the family.

**Bobby Lee** (2:47)
Have you ever been there? I've never been there, I don't think.

**Andrew Santino** (2:50)
Yeah, I have.

**Bobby Lee** (2:51)
What? Yeah.
You did, Chet.

**Andrew Santino** (2:53)
You bailed. Yeah. We went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed.

**Bobby Lee** (2:56)
I only went when, in the front, when Adam Ray used to play Wolverine. Oh yeah. Oh my God.

**Andrew Santino** (3:01)
You went when he was working there?

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:03)
Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
So long ago. He had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah. I had to throw pennies at him.
No, I did. To see if he could fling them with his plastic.

**Andrew Santino** (3:12)
See if he could hit them?

**Bobby Lee** (3:13)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he picked them up because he's a Jew. But anyway, guys.

**Andrew Santino** (3:18)
I think you look vibrant.