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**Andrew Santino** (0:00)
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you.

**Bobby Lee** (0:16)
To you.

**Andrew Santino** (0:18)
Guys.

**Bobby Lee** (0:19)
It's funny because you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie, because you're going to a big event. You're going to an event where Steven Spielberg is going to talk about Disclosure Day. And I told you, let me finish. I told you before this podcast, just go now.
Go now because you're not going to be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed for the happy birthday song.

**Andrew Santino** (0:46)
Cause also I wanted to, cause you didn't know it was my birthday. Yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (0:49)
Nor did I care.

**Andrew Santino** (0:50)
I know. No, that's fair.

**Bobby Lee** (0:52)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (0:54)
Blow out your Ralph's cake.

**Bobby Lee** (0:56)
Happy birthday kiddo.

**Andrew Santino** (0:57)
Thanks, Bob. That was crazy. My wish was, I wish Bobby cared about my birthday. And right when I blew it out, you said happy birthday.

**Bobby Lee** (1:03)
Dude, it's so weird that you just said that because my emotions just changed about it.
And I'm going to give you a hug. It was like obsession. Wow. Wow.

**Andrew Santino** (1:10)
The wishbone.

**Bobby Lee** (1:11)
Yeah, yeah. Come here, wishbone.

**Andrew Santino** (1:13)
The wishbone.

**Bobby Lee** (1:13)
You saw it?

**Andrew Santino** (1:14)
I saw it.

**Bobby Lee** (1:15)
No.

**Andrew Santino** (1:15)
And I'll say this. Are you drinking? You're not drinking this. No. So you got this just for me to drink alone?

**Bobby Lee** (1:20)
Well, for, I wanted McCone to have some too.

**Andrew Santino** (1:23)
Okay, I'll cheers you. And you know what pisses me off about this kid? I sent him a text this morning and in the text, it said, happy birthday. You continue to let me down.
Here, cheers. Cheers.

**Bobby Lee** (1:44)
All right. Cheers.

**Andrew Santino** (1:45)
Okay.
What kind of operation are we running there? Can we get glasses at least? I sent him a text.

**Bobby Lee** (1:52)
Real glasses. They're from Ralph's. Okay.

**Andrew Santino** (1:55)
Happy birthday. You continue to let me down year after year. And I know this following year will be just the same.
Love you.

**Bobby Lee** (2:03)
I didn't text you, but I like to do a live text.

**Andrew Santino** (2:06)
Yeah, live text him.

**Bobby Lee** (2:07)
Yeah. You've grown enormously over the years.
I've realized you do have talent.
You really do. Thank you. Yeah. You're a creative kid. You have talent. And I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit, is gonna, I'm gonna treat you nicer. Because I believe, I believe one day you will get that opportunity. So I'm gonna change, right? And go kid, kiddo, dude, you got it kid. And, and you're talented and I embrace you. And I want you to have a good time tonight. And whatever you need, I got you. If he gives you money, I'll give you double.

**Andrew Santino** (2:46)
I gave him five grand.

**Bobby Lee** (2:48)
I'm gonna give you 10 grand.

**Andrew Santino** (2:51)
No, but I'm giving him five grand today and five grand on his birthday. For his birthday party.

**Bobby Lee** (2:56)
Why'd you give him five grand today?

**Andrew Santino** (2:57)
Because, well, he needed the money. He said he can't pay rent. So I gave him five grand. And then I said, on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another five. So 10, money, so 20

**Bobby Lee** (3:06)
Yeah. But then I have to see the receipts first to know that you got the money. And then I will do.

**Andrew Santino** (3:11)
It was cash. I gave him cash.

**Bobby Lee** (3:12)
I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, yeah. Do you have the cash on you?

**Andrew Santino** (3:15)
It's in my car.

**Bobby Lee** (3:16)
It's in your car. Go grab it. It's redheaded trickery.

**Andrew Santino** (3:20)
He's not a redhead.

**Bobby Lee** (3:21)
I know you.

**Andrew Santino** (3:22)
I'm not a trick.

**Bobby Lee** (3:23)
You're a deceiver.

**Andrew Santino** (3:23)
You're a treat.

**Bobby Lee** (3:24)
Yeah, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:25)
Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared at my hand like an autistic little, an autistic little spy. And he was like, oh, what is that? Is that a gift for me?
And it's annoying because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared, you didn't even say hi, you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like he's just such a little autistic weirdo. He didn't say hi, he just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could.