Markiplier’s $20 Million GoPro Scandal - H3 Show #303 artwork

Markiplier’s $20 Million GoPro Scandal - H3 Show #303

H3 Podcast

September 4, 2026

In todays episode we take a deep dive into the Markiplier GoPro situation, did he inside trade, did he break any laws and what is his response. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Topics: Comedy

**SPEAKER_1** (0:03)
Hello, everybody, this is Ethan Klein coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. Today, we're sponsored by Mood and telehealth.gg. Thank you to our wonderful sponsors. Appreciate them so much. In the studio, it's Friday, September 4th. I've been sick, but I'm back. Good to be back.
Um, man, I had a weird couple of days since, uh, what was it? Tuesday night? I don't know. Hila's here.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:35)
Hello.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:37)
What's that sweater? I like it. Silly Goose?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:39)
It's my new design that I'm obsessed with.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:41)
Oh, that's a, that's a Teddy Fresh design?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:43)
It's so cute.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:44)
Oh my gosh, Silly Goose.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:45)
Oh, and the ponytail today. You really look, you're glowing, girl.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:49)
Wait, when's that coming?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
I was freaking out with my hair.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:50)
When's Silly Goose coming?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:52)
Next year. It's the first sample. Came in and I love it, so I want to wear it.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:56)
Oh, look at that.
Stay tuned, everybody. Well, also in thinking, talking about first samples, I don't know if this is, but this is, what's the deal? This is available for everybody now?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:06)
Yes, it's available for everybody now.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:08)
The K-Eath 101
K-Eath. K, no, K-Eath.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:15)
Yeah, Gabe is here. K-E-T-A 101

**SPEAKER_1** (1:19)
Where is Gabe? Hold on, K-Eath 101, FM Los Angeles.
Go to h3h3shop.com. It's available for everybody. Show the people what's up. You can rep this show without people knowing that you are an evil, a rabie murderer.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:33)
Also, our mug is available.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:35)
Do it discreetly.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:57)
All right.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:58)
It's been too long since we buttoned.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:00)
Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:01)
It's when Dan's not here.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:02)
And we did a button.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:02)
Yeah, Dan's not here.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:03)
Fuck it, let's do it all day.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:05)
I was honestly thinking, like it's been so long since we have had a button that I kind of was hoping to have one.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:12)
You had to give buttons today.

**SPEAKER_10** (2:13)
Button, who's got the button?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:15)
Just so much good content behind the button.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:18)
Right. I have a question. Is that footage anywhere?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:23)
It is.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:23)
It really is. One day we should have just a watch partially for us.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:27)
All the button content into one video.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:30)
That would be...

**SPEAKER_1** (2:31)
I mean, that could be a good retirement video.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:33)
Button, who's got the button?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:35)
Yeah, so also, I don't know what was cut out, but go to h3sreshop.com, you can get the shirt and you can get the mug. It's all pop in at h3sreshop.com. It's available for everybody.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:46)
Wait, you should show the pictures we took. We look so cute.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:48)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:49)
Sure. Where do I pull those up?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:50)
I sent them in Discord.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:51)
They're like my favorite.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
Look at this mug, bro. That's dramatic lighting. Like, hello, who took... Who did this photo shot? You know what I mean? Stanley Kubrick. What the fuck, bro?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:01)
It's us right here in LA.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:03)
Oh my God. That's new R. Fem... What is it called? A fem fatale?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:09)
Thank you so much for saying that.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:12)
Hey, Ethan, with the H3 mug. Then we go down. We've got eight. Dan is pensive, pensively wondering, is this my last drink?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:20)
Executive producer at work.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:23)
There I am. I'm working. Oh, my God.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:25)
That's literally you, like a second ago.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:28)
Does my arm look like at a weird shape?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:30)
No, it looks beautiful, normal.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:32)
And bent.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:33)
It looks bent.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:34)
It's not bent.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:35)
But it's also beautiful and normal.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:38)
It can't be both.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:39)
No, it can and it is.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:41)
Me and Tamara both said, yes, it does look weird. So you know who's honest with you.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:47)
Olivia is honest with me.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:48)
I think your normal resting state for your arm is bent, and that's cool. Mine is as well, by the way. I'm kind of shy about it, but I'm pretty, people were having stuff to say about my thumbs.
I'm double-jointed.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:01)
No, but you would do the angle that I showed up.
Oh, so we do it again. Don't tell anyone. Do this.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:07)
What is even double-jointed? I feel like you're kind of fucked up too.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:10)
So what the? Why is everybody?

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