It's ok to shx*t on them

**Zee** (0:01)
All right, I'm literally dead because she literally just put a fucking sock over her microphone.

**May-May** (0:06)
I don't have a...

**Zee** (0:07)
Like, this is gonna be a ghetto fun roller coaster. Get ready. Because we ain't gonna make sense half the time, but also we gon do shit like this, like put in fucking socks over the microphone because, you know, it works for us.

**May-May** (0:23)
I don't have the puppy thing. I don't have the puppy thing. Girl, girl. At least I don't have, like, a hair tie wrapped around it.

**Zee** (0:31)
Girl, look. Okay. Or have my, the La Croix in the car because it does make my car smell good.

**May-May** (0:38)
Oh, this bitch.

**Zee** (0:39)
It does make my car smell good and nasty. That's the least.

**May-May** (0:42)
No, no, this is what she does. This is what she does. She leaves two cans of La Croix, or La Croix. Whatever the fuck it's called. Two cans of it opened in the car, and she said, you can drink it. It's only been here for a day, and I just leave it here so the car smells nice.

**Zee** (1:04)
Wait, listen, Linda, if it works for me, it works for me. But no, like, let me put you guys on something. So when I first got my car, there was like this weird smell, which I later fucking realized where that smell came from. So it's going to be out of there. But, and I'm also super like, you know, about like having my car cleaned as me can experience today, and having it smell good and everything. It's like 30 minutes to put it back in, I think. Yeah, one day, because at work, they have like La Croix for us. And so I opened one, I didn't finish it, and then I just like put it in my car, and I remember waking up, not waking up, I remember, yeah. I remember going in my car the next morning to go to work, and I remember it just smelling super good. And I was like, what is this? And so then, I was like, oh my god, I think it could be the La Croix or whatever. And so then I started putting two La Croix in there. So after each shift, I, well, first of all, I don't even finish the two La Croix, but that's what I do is I literally take La Croix to the hospital.
I put them in my car, and I don't even drink those bitches. But occasionally, I will want to snack on one, but it's, you know, whatever.

**May-May** (2:16)
So we went to this car. The reason why I found this out is because she picked me up because she wanted to go to get her car washed. So I go with her. I tag along, and we're talking about this in the car, how is Nancy blah, blah, blah, blah. And she's vacuuming the car, and I need to get out of it so she could do my side. So I'm like, okay, do you want me to toss those out for you? And she goes, no. Like she literally almost bites my hand off.

**Zee** (2:40)
No, no, honey. Because you know why the cost smells good. Let me tell you why. But yeah, like, I think that you should experiment it for yourself. And my hypothesis is that you put La Croix in your car, it will keep your car smelling good.

**May-May** (2:57)
I mean, it's the same theory as like if you keep chicken in your car is going to smell like chicken.

**Zee** (3:01)
You know what? Anyways, anyways, hello guys, welcome to our show.
Yeah, I don't know, like we're, we're kind of just sending it right now. We're just like, we have been saying that we wanted to start like a podcast or whatever. I just got out of a relationship. You're going to hear more about that. Because like, fuck white men. Um, but also a white twig, a white hook.

**May-May** (3:22)
We are starting off.

**Zee** (3:23)
But yeah, we just have a lot to talk about. But also like, we're in a fucking crazy ass pandemic right now. Well, is this like post? This isn't even post, because we're still in it.

**May-May** (3:33)
It's still mid. It's like a restart of it.

**Zee** (3:36)
Like there's, yeah, it's just crazy. So like, we got a lot going on. Also school, May in school, and just like moving back from Houston. Like, there's just a lot to unpack here. Do we want to call people sisters? We want to call them like friends. What do we want to say?