Is the Labor Market About to Tip Us Into Recession?

**Scott Galloway** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:32)
K-pop demon hunters Saja Boys' breakfast meal and Huntrix meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle. So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:46)
It is an honor to share.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:48)
No, it's our honor. It is our larger honor. No, really, stop.
You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:00)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:04)
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**Scott Galloway** (1:31)
Today's number 13 That's the percentage of US adults who believe Bigfoot is real. Ed, what do they call Bigfoot in Europe?

**Ed Elson** (1:38)
I don't know.

**Scott Galloway** (1:39)
Big meter. Some people have been complaining about how pornographic my jokes are, so I'm going to get them to beg for the dirty jokes, which is bad dad jokes.

**Ed Elson** (1:49)
I like that. I think that's a good idea.

**Scott Galloway** (1:51)
How does Bigfoot tell time?

**Ed Elson** (1:52)
How?

**Scott Galloway** (1:53)
He's got a sasquatch. Markets are bigger than us.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:59)
What you have here is a structural change in the world distribution.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:02)
Cash is trash.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:03)
Stocks look pretty attractive.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:05)
Something's going to break.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:06)
Forget about it.

**Scott Galloway** (2:07)
Welcome to Prof G Markets. It's dad minus the vulgarity.
Ed, how are you?

**Ed Elson** (2:14)
I'm doing well. It's a beautiful day here in New York. It's finally spring here, so everyone's in a good mood.
Everyone's feeling happy again. So am I. So I'm doing well.

**Scott Galloway** (2:24)
You're looking very fall. It's the spring. You need some quints.

**Ed Elson** (2:28)
It's funny you say this actually is quints, but I need some new spring collection.
So yeah, I'm doing well. How are you doing? Where are you? How was spring break? Lots of questions.

**Scott Galloway** (2:38)
I'm in Los Angeles. Spring break was great. I was in Florida. A ton of time with the boys. Beautiful there. Love my place there. And then I went to Palm Springs to go to Coachella. And now I'm in Los Angeles at my second home at the Beverly Hills Hotel where I just had a really fattening breakfast.
And I'm talking to you and I'm waiting for my agent to come meet with me and have lunch. Jesus Christ, I'm a douchebag. Ask me about Coachella, Ed.

**Ed Elson** (3:07)
I was just going to ask you that. I did not know that you went to Coachella. How was Coachella?

**Scott Galloway** (3:12)
I've figured out the ultimate hack for Coachella. Every three years I go and I realize I'm too old and I hate going to the fucking festival and you walk for three hours and it's like crowded and someone bumps me and I get all bummed out.
And so this year, I did it exactly right. I would, my friend has a beautiful home there and I just hang out by the pool. And then I go and I get great Mexican food at some dive Mexican restaurant and I don't go to Coachella. And if David Byrne is playing, I go home and I take an edible and I listen to David Byrne, which is almost as good. And then I go to the after parties because I get invited to these fun after parties. So I do Coachella, but I don't go to Coachella.
Is that sad? Is that sad? Is it genius or is it sad?

**Ed Elson** (3:57)
No, it's not sad. It's not genius. I think it's a little genius.