**Craig Carton** (0:00)
I like the Zac Brown Band. That dude's Jack, too. I guess Zac.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:04)
Is he?
**Craig Carton** (0:05)
Right? I assume the lead singer is Zac Brown.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:08)
I'm assuming.
**Craig Carton** (0:09)
But I know it's not the drummer. Just put a band together and call it, you know, the Zac Brown Band, right?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:14)
Is he Jack? That I don't know.
**Craig Carton** (0:15)
The lead singer is Jizzact. Yeah. Big dude. Yeah. Muscular, like a real American man, kind of guy that drives a Chevy truck and goes home and sees his mama on Mother's Day with a big kiss and a bouquet of flowers and a case of bud.
That guy got jacked.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:34)
He sings a lot of songs like that, you know, Ass in the Water, Toes in the Water, Ass on the Sand, Toes in the Water, Ass in the Sand, and then he has that song with my guy Jimmy Buffett.
**Craig Carton** (0:45)
Oh, is that right?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:46)
Good vibe. He's made the cruise.
**Craig Carton** (0:47)
I don't know that one.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:48)
Oh, yeah.
**Craig Carton** (0:50)
He's on your playlist for the Disney Cruise?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:53)
Disney Cruise. He's two songs on the playlist.
**Craig Carton** (0:55)
I have a question for you about the pending cruise you're going on in August. Lately.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:59)
To Detroit?
**Craig Carton** (1:00)
I apologize. That's right. He's going on a cruise to Detroit.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:03)
My apologies for that.
**Craig Carton** (1:04)
After hearing about my great vacation in Detroit, Big Mac was like, what? I think I should go to Detroit for a couple of days. I highly recommend it.
That being said, there have been lately a rash of documentaries.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:18)
There's been a couple.
**Craig Carton** (1:19)
About cruise ship fun. And I'm wondering if you have watched them, or if they are banned from your house until you return from Detroit in your cruise.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:31)
I'm not watching any of them. What do you think? I'm crazy?
**Craig Carton** (1:33)
Just ask him.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:34)
I know the Poop Cruise. Right.
**Craig Carton** (1:36)
I think it's a Netflix one, right? Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:38)
I know what that's about. It's pretty self-explanatory.
**Craig Carton** (1:40)
Yeah. The toilets backed up on a cruise.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:43)
They were stuck.
**Craig Carton** (1:44)
Mayhem.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:44)
And what's the other one Pete was so kind to tell me about?
**Craig Carton** (1:46)
What's the new one?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:47)
Shipwrecked. Shipwrecked.
**Craig Carton** (1:48)
I know about that one. What's that one? Obviously self-explanatory.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:51)
I didn't watch it yet, but basically the ship is sinking.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:54)
The ship is sinking.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:55)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (1:56)
Sinking?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:56)
Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
I'll say this once.
**Craig Carton** (1:59)
I don't want to watch that one either.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:01)
I trust Disney with my life.
**Craig Carton** (2:02)
What about the ones where people go overboard? Want to watch some of them?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:06)
No. I mean that happens, I'm sure. It happens a lot.
**Craig Carton** (2:09)
More than you think.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:10)
You got to take care of yourself. You got to be sure.
**Craig Carton** (2:11)
So a good buddy of mine, Mark Schlereth, was on the, I started to bring it up.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:16)
And he said he loved the Disney Cruise.
**Craig Carton** (2:17)
By the way, he had a great Disney Cruise experience. I don't want to talk out of turn. Another good friend of mine who played for the New York Jets, just got back from a Disney Cruise with his kids, who were about the same age as your kids, a little bit younger, had a tremendous time on the Disney Cruise.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:34)
That's all I've heard is that it's a great experience.
**Craig Carton** (2:36)
But the one that Schlereth was on is the one where the kid went overboard.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:41)
Really?
**Craig Carton** (2:42)
Yeah. And they saved him. They got him. And I said, well, did you spring into action? He goes, no, man. I was drinking pina coladas.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:49)
There you go. If it ain't my kid, I don't know if I'm springing into action.
**Craig Carton** (2:54)
People save this guy or kid or whatever it was. Sorry for eating pretzels in the air. Went over the edge, into the water, mayhem. Schlereth sat on his ass.
True story.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:11)
I suppose it happens. I hope I'll do my best to make sure that it's not my kids overboard.
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