Hour 3: Knicks Championship Journey and Ben Stiller's Documentary

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Did you know that zebras are the second most difficult prey for lions, and their fight back strategy has a success rate of about 60%? How about that?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:09)
Zebras?

**Craig Carton** (0:10)
Zebras, yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:11)
That's the hardest animal for lions to...

**Craig Carton** (0:12)
Second hardest. I don't know the first.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:15)
Well, I would think elephants.

**Craig Carton** (0:17)
I think giraffe, actually.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:19)
Maybe.

**Craig Carton** (0:20)
You know, long legs which they kick you with, they knock you right out. They can kill you with those legs. I watch you two lions eat a zebra right now, and it says that the zebra actually does pretty good defending off the lion attacks.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:34)
That's unbelievable.

**Craig Carton** (0:35)
Yeah. This particular zebra does not appear to be making it.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:38)
Not doing well?

**Craig Carton** (0:39)
Considering he's on his back now, all four legs up in the air and there's two lions on top of him eating him.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:43)
Yeah. I'd say he's in trouble.

**Craig Carton** (0:44)
Alive?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:45)
Well, I was going to say.

**Craig Carton** (0:46)
I don't think he's going to make it. I don't think he's going to make it. Let me just get to the end of this video real quick.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:51)
Let's go take your time.

**Craig Carton** (0:51)
And...

**Chris McMonigle** (0:54)
We could do the...

**Craig Carton** (0:55)
Yeah, the zebra didn't make it. Sorry, part of the 40%, I guess.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:01)
There you go. Hey, look.

**Craig Carton** (1:04)
He tried. He tried his damnedest to survive that attack. But it was also two on one.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:09)
40% but not everything's black and white. It's just...

**Craig Carton** (1:13)
Is that a zebra joke?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:15)
Is that a zebra joke?

**Craig Carton** (1:17)
I want to make sure it's a zebra joke. We got The Wheel coming up in a little bit. Excited for that. Big Mac's going to the Aggie game tonight. Cam Schluettler pitching. Yeah. You haven't seen him pitch a person yet, have you?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:28)
I don't think I have. No, I haven't seen Cam live. This is the first time. He only came up last year.

**Craig Carton** (1:34)
I would have thought you went to the playoff game.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:35)
I didn't go to that playoff game. No, I went to the first... I went to the first...

**Craig Carton** (1:40)
Where did you go? When they knocked the Red Sox out?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:43)
I went to the second game. I went to the first game, they won.

**Craig Carton** (1:45)
Got it. Got it. Okay.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:46)
I went to game two.

**Craig Carton** (1:47)
So, not in the building. I didn't even go to the Blue Jays series?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:51)
No.

**Craig Carton** (1:51)
I thought... I don't know why I thought you did.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:53)
No, I didn't. Neither here nor there. I did not.

**Craig Carton** (1:55)
You went to tonight's game with your son.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:56)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (1:57)
What a great week if you're a New York sports fan.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
What a great week.

**Craig Carton** (2:00)
Right? Knicks take care of business on Saturday, parade on Thursday. Yankees were winning. They won 16 out of 20 prior to last night. Obviously...

**Chris McMonigle** (2:10)
The Mets have won two in a row now.

**Craig Carton** (2:12)
The Mets actually gave you a win against the Phillies, which I don't think anybody saw that coming. Although it was McLean on the mound, so he's probably still your best... He was not on the mound?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:21)
No, Sean Manaya last night. Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure.

**Craig Carton** (2:24)
Huh. Then I apologize. I thought McLean was the...

**Chris McMonigle** (2:27)
He won the last game of the Cincinnati series.

**Craig Carton** (2:29)
Oh, maybe that's... I was conflating the two wins there. My bad. He won the final game against the Reds and then Manaya pitch... I apologize for that. I conflated the two. I'll own that. That's okay. 888-808-109 is the number to join the Afton Fanline sponsored by Verizon Business. Take control of your mobile plan with my biz plan. Here's Spencer in Connecticut on the fan. Spencer, how you doing today, buddy?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:52)
Hey, guys. Thanks for taking my call. I love the show.

**Craig Carton** (2:54)
Thank you.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:56)
Craig, who told you to say real G's move in silence like lasagna?

**Craig Carton** (3:00)
Lil Wayne.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:02)
Well, I didn't know you had that in your arsenal. I'm proud of you.