**Craig Carton** (0:00)
On a Tuesday afternoon, Carton Show Big Mac. We got Joe the Intern here today.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:06)
We do have Joe the Intern.
**Craig Carton** (0:07)
I also welcome S&Y into the day. A bunch of football today. After the home run derby last night, nothing really going on. And football's a week away from Sunday. Training camps start opening up. So getting all pumped up for football this year. But also like to give the interns here an opportunity to see if they've got the goods to make it as a talk show host one day, if that's the ultimate goal.
And that means putting you on the spot.
So this is Joe. Joe goes to Rutgers. So Joe, have you ever eaten a fat bitch?
**Joe** (0:35)
No, I've had a fat cat. I've had a fat fat dornel. I think it was.
**Craig Carton** (0:38)
Fat dornel is a good one.
**Joe** (0:39)
Fat Sam, fat cat. Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (0:41)
Fat bastard or no?
**Joe** (0:42)
I've not had the fat bastard. That's it's just so much.
**Craig Carton** (0:45)
It's a lot.
**Joe** (0:45)
It's a lot. I had probably, and I try to eat less now just because I'm going to school. I'm all around, but.
**Craig Carton** (0:52)
I'm sorry?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:56)
The first 17 years of your life when you were going to school you didn't think to eat less.
**Craig Carton** (1:00)
I'm trying to eat less now that I'm.
Well, no reason at all really. Just trying to eat a little less.
**Joe** (1:05)
They're so heavy I can barely even half of it.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:07)
Yeah, it's a drunk item.
**Craig Carton** (1:09)
You don't finish it unless you're really drunk and stoned or plan on being one or the other. But they're back in a vengeance for the vengeance, the trucks of eyes. I understand it, right?
**Joe** (1:18)
Yeah, so there's kind of like a going battle, like you said before. So they are back and there's plenty of new places that have come out, but the food trucks are just a staple there.
**Craig Carton** (1:27)
Yeah, they're money. So 30 seconds on the clock.
We're going to do two or three topics in a row, not all sports to see how well-rounded you are. I want to see how you perform. Is that cool? That's cool. All right, you got the 30 seconds on the clock? I will start to have nice and easy. 30 seconds on the clock.
How many famous mics can you name? Ready, go.
**Joe** (1:48)
Michael Jordan. Oh, yeah, on the spot, this is terrible.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:53)
See?
**Joe** (1:54)
This is terrible.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:55)
Wow, wonder how that happened.
**Joe** (1:58)
Michael, Michael, Michael. Michael Phelps.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:01)
Yes, there you go.
**Craig Carton** (2:03)
Doesn't have to be just sports. It's just famous mics. Tell me when 30 seconds is up. Mike Johnson? Which one's that? Yeah, I'm going to pass on that one.
Mike Johnson, yeah.
**Joe** (2:15)
Michael Harrison? No, I'm going to pass on Michael Harrison.
**Craig Carton** (2:19)
You got two. You got two famous Michael's.
**Joe** (2:24)
Does it count if I get Michael B. Jordan also?
**Craig Carton** (2:26)
It would have counted, but the 30 seconds is up. Michael Jackson would have counted as well.
**Joe** (2:32)
Yeah, he was on the spot, man. This is tough. He was famous.
**Craig Carton** (2:34)
He was famous. He was the famous Mike. All right, so you failed round one.
**Joe** (2:38)
Okay, fair enough.
**Craig Carton** (2:39)
But if I were a professor, I would give you multiple opportunities to pass my class. All right, so I'm going to give you another opportunity now.
Are you ready?
**Joe** (2:50)
Okay, let's do this.
**Craig Carton** (2:51)
Name five Beatle songs.
**Joe** (2:53)
Love Me Dude, Twist and Shout, Hey Jude, Here Comes the Sun, and Jesus Christmas.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:02)
I like the Jesus Christmas.
**Craig Carton** (3:04)
He saves himself there.
**Joe** (3:05)
I like it.
**Craig Carton** (3:06)
Oh, she goes right to hell.
**Joe** (3:09)
Why am I blanking out?
**Craig Carton** (3:10)
You came out hot, too. Hot.
**Joe** (3:12)
Oh, I have four?
**Craig Carton** (3:13)
Yeah.
You only have three. If I'm nice, I'll give you Twist and Shout. It's not their song.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:19)
It's a cover, but they made it famous.
**Craig Carton** (3:21)
Ferris Bueller made it famous.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:22)
Well, yeah, but...
**SPEAKER_7** (3:24)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (3:27)
You got a D on that one, but that's better than the F you got in the first round.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:30)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (3:31)
That is better. All right. Are you ready for round number three?
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