**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Right now, 90% of the fan list is like, is this power? Did I put it in the wrong radio station? Is this Hot 97? What happened to the fan?
What are you drinking over there, Biggs? Zero sugar Dr. Peps?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:13)
You know what we're drinking. It's the same stuff in the fridge that you drink.
**Craig Carton** (0:16)
I've not seen that one in a week or so. You've been hiding a couple of those in the back, maybe.
I can't stand diet soda, but Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar, which I would never get myself, is probably the greatest diet soda of all time.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:30)
It's up there. They have a Dr. Pepper Cream Soda Zero Sugar that I love. Shut your face.
**Craig Carton** (0:37)
They also have Dr. Pepper Black Cherry, both regular and diet.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:40)
Yes, they do.
**Craig Carton** (0:40)
As well.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:41)
Very good. All good stuff.
**Craig Carton** (0:42)
Well, you got to go to Harold's Jelly to get it, though. To make a Jewish jelly thing.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:45)
Well, they, ShopRite has it.
**Craig Carton** (0:47)
No, it's a Jewish jelly thing. You can't get that in ShopRite.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:49)
ShopRite has it.
**Craig Carton** (0:50)
I don't think you can buy that in ShopRite. If you go to Harold's or Katz's, you can probably get it there.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:54)
I bought three 12-pack cases for $18.
**Craig Carton** (0:56)
And they're all gone already?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:57)
No. They're in my house. I don't bring them here.
**Craig Carton** (0:59)
All in your house. I thought you brought them for the guys.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:01)
No. Got it. I let Pete and his wife do that.
**Craig Carton** (1:03)
By the way, Pete, did your wife get me my Red Hots or no?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:07)
We're in the process of getting that for you. Yes, correct. Process of Red Hots.
**Craig Carton** (1:11)
What's the process of buying me Red Hots?
**SPEAKER_3** (1:13)
Well, I got to get the information to my wife, and she has to find time to do it.
**Craig Carton** (1:17)
Got it. You have to treat all the bed-making, laundry, cleaning up after the guys. It's her job. Oh, and she also works. Not really, because she's off now for the next three months, isn't she?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:26)
No, no, no.
**Craig Carton** (1:27)
She's a 12-month.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:29)
She's a 12-month. She's a 12-month.
**Craig Carton** (1:30)
Oh, is that right? She's one of the rare breeds.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:33)
She's an administrator.
**Craig Carton** (1:35)
It's like finding the albino flamingo. It's a rare breed.
A teacher working 12 months?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:43)
Yes. Me and CMAC, we have the same vacation schedule.
**Craig Carton** (1:48)
Your wife's an albino flamingo also?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:51)
No, but she does summer school. I don't know if she's going to continue to do it forever, but she's done summer school.
**Craig Carton** (1:55)
Now, it's the money you're making now. She's like, Daddy got a bigger paycheck.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:58)
That's it.
**Craig Carton** (1:59)
The white albino, or the albino flamingo. She'll be pink before you know it. It's taking summer, summer, summer. That's right.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:04)
She'll be pink before you know it.
**Craig Carton** (2:05)
You're going to have an above ground pool by August 15th, the way you're going.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:09)
Yeah, my paycheck's not much bigger, but I get to bring home the premium sausage, so that's what matters.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:13)
Yes.
**Craig Carton** (2:13)
Well, that, yeah. For free, by the way.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:15)
Well, yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:16)
That's right. I thought that was very well played last night. That was the point.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:20)
Eating the sausage?
**Craig Carton** (2:21)
Because I attempted to do it.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:24)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:25)
But I have no willpower, so I just ate it.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:29)
Oh, you couldn't wait? No, I waited.
**Craig Carton** (2:31)
Yeah. Anthony's like, don't you need that for the shot? Yeah. I go, oh, good point. So then when I realized I had no premio cooked, that's when he threw me the extra six pack that was in the fridge.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:44)
I made them all. I had a couple ready to eat there, and I'm surprised I have not seen my round face with a sausage in it.
**Craig Carton** (2:51)
Oh, I'm shocked.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:51)
On a meme or anywhere on social media. I'm shocked.
**Craig Carton** (2:55)
Because the game. If there was a regular Monday night, by today, there'd be memes all over the place of you taking a hunk of that sausage.
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