Hour 2: Dolan Offers Rings for Side Pieces at Wild Knicks Parade

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Do yourself a favor.

**Craig Carton** (0:01)
Long time ago.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:01)
Oh, yeah, it's Mick Jagger.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:04)
Right.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:04)
And...

**Craig Carton** (0:04)
Just as long as you are there.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:08)
It's Mick Jagger and David Bowie.

**Craig Carton** (0:10)
Okay.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:11)
It could be the funniest music video I've ever seen.

**Craig Carton** (0:14)
Is Martha there with the Vandellas or no?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:17)
I don't believe so, no.

**Craig Carton** (0:17)
Okay.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:19)
It's just so bad. Really? That it's hilarious.
Because Mick Jagger...

**Craig Carton** (0:24)
Was it on MTV or something?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:25)
I guess, yeah, I'm sure it was at the time. Mick Jagger is so peak Jagger doing the lips, doing all of his stuff, but it's like not on stage and it's awkward and David Bowie is in like a trench coat.

**Pete** (0:37)
And a pantsuit of some sort.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:38)
It is so bad.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:39)
It's one of the classic music videos of all time.

**Craig Carton** (0:41)
Like bad and so bad. You need to see it bad. It's so bad.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:43)
It's hilarious. It's so bad it's great.

**Pete** (0:45)
And then once you watch the original version with the music, there's a version where they take out the music. And it's just them.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:50)
Oh, and then it's even worse.

**Craig Carton** (0:51)
Them doing what?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:52)
Just dancing, but they're like, because Jagger's doing... He's doing other stuff, but it's so bad.

**Craig Carton** (0:56)
He's dancing, he's running in place in Old Reeboks.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:58)
No, it's so bad.

**Craig Carton** (0:59)
Against a brick wall.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:00)
It's so bad.

**Craig Carton** (1:02)
Oh, my Lord.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:02)
It's the worst music video of all time, but it's a classic.

**Craig Carton** (1:05)
Yeah, all right. I'll have to check this out. Some other year of my life, my Lord.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:12)
But we are dancing in the streets.

**Craig Carton** (1:13)
It's almost like gay porn in a way, you know?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:16)
They get so close to each other.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:17)
It's a little bit like that, yes, no.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:19)
I mean...

**Craig Carton** (1:19)
Yeah. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but...

**Chris McMonigle** (1:21)
No, absolutely. I wouldn't put it past Jagger.

**Craig Carton** (1:24)
Oh, did you see the girls flashing their boobs in the window? No. Yes.
On the parade route today?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:30)
No, I didn't see that.

**Craig Carton** (1:31)
Oh, yeah. Who said? Oh, yeah. So my buddy Sam sent this to me.
Yeah, so here, take my phone. Oh, you can see from there.

**Pete** (1:40)
I can't see it from there.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:42)
Where was that?

**Craig Carton** (1:43)
I'm trying to figure out where that building is. But there are two gals, two gals with a bullhorn on the parade route near the parade, topless, and I guess yelling to guys like, look at us, look at us, enjoying the Nick Championship.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
Of course.

**Craig Carton** (2:00)
Yeah. Pete, relax. I'll show you during the break.
Because I can go anywhere. It's on my phone.

**Pete** (2:05)
There's pictures online of girls shaking atushas on the-

**Craig Carton** (2:08)
Yeah, there's a whole twerking contest today.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:09)
Twerking incident on top of a street light.

**Craig Carton** (2:13)
Yeah, whatever.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:14)
Yeah, street sign.

**Craig Carton** (2:15)
By the way, which I would prefer thick girls twerking than dumbasses trying to climb grease poles.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:22)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (2:22)
It's another win we have over Philadelphia. Yeah, if you ask me, no? Wouldn't you guys agree with me on that one?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:28)
I'd rather see twerking than people-

**SPEAKER_4** (2:29)
Yes, even thick girls twerking.

**Craig Carton** (2:31)
I'd rather have a big girl twerk than have some dudes climbing grease poles.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:35)
Well, of course.

**Craig Carton** (2:36)
Right? Don't you think?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:37)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (2:37)
Yeah, I'm going to send you-

**Chris McMonigle** (2:38)
I mean, twerking is for the thick.

**Craig Carton** (2:40)
I sent you guys the other photo, all right? I don't need that.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:43)
I don't need that on my phone.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:44)
All right.

**Craig Carton** (2:45)
You can look at it. I don't care.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:46)
I don't need it on my phone.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:47)
Oh, is somebody going to get mad at home?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:48)
Yeah, the wife will see it on the text message.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:50)
Well, why is Craig sending you naked pictures? Someone sent them to me.