**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Okay, name three young thug songs. DIGITS.
You're the one who's playing, go ahead.
**Willie Colon** (0:07)
DIGITS part two.
**Craig Carton** (0:12)
The same fat Domino singing the twist, let's twist again, and twisting again.
**Willie Colon** (0:19)
Young thug.
**Craig Carton** (0:20)
There you go. All right, yes, Anthony.
**Willie Colon** (0:21)
Also, one caller is very lazy.
**Craig Carton** (0:24)
One caller is very lazy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
**Willie Colon** (0:26)
Him saying be caller number one.
**Craig Carton** (0:28)
No, I appreciate that.
Because we used to do things like, hey, 15th caller, you know what kind of pain the ass is for the guy who's got to answer the calls? You're number one, sorry. You're number two, sorry. You're three, sorry. So just make it easy. The first caller, and by the way, it should be, this is a meritocracy I'm living in. If you're first, you win.
Why would we give tickets to the dude who came in 12th place? That's a problem with kids today. Hey, mommy, guess what? I got tickets to see Young Thug. I was the 32nd caller.
**Willie Colon** (0:55)
Slapped that medal right off his chest.
**Craig Carton** (0:57)
Right off his chest.
That's right. Kids are calling in to the radio station. That's the problem with kids today.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:03)
You're rage baiting me.
**Willie Colon** (1:06)
My niece said that to my sister. That's a huge bitch.
**Craig Carton** (1:09)
Excuse you. What happened?
**Willie Colon** (1:10)
You're rage baiting.
**Craig Carton** (1:12)
Your niece said that?
**Willie Colon** (1:14)
To my sister. We get an argument. She said, you're rage baiting.
**Craig Carton** (1:16)
How old is your niece?
**Willie Colon** (1:18)
19
**Craig Carton** (1:18)
Oh, okay.
**Willie Colon** (1:19)
What do you mean?
**Craig Carton** (1:20)
You're rage baiting. You're pushing my buttons and I don't like it. Yeah.
**Willie Colon** (1:25)
Can we not have discourse like this?
**Craig Carton** (1:26)
It's a different world. You're raising your kids in a different world, but you're not a time out dad, right?
Just checking. Just checking.
**Willie Colon** (1:35)
We keep a tight ship in a clone house.
**Craig Carton** (1:38)
I appreciate that. Your wife's the muscle though.
**Willie Colon** (1:41)
Yeah, that's part of it.
**Craig Carton** (1:42)
I live in the same house. All good.
**Willie Colon** (1:43)
Well, I tell you, the problem is when my kids get around their friends, they see two different laws and they don't understand why their laws can't be the same as Timothy's laws.
**Craig Carton** (1:55)
Got it. And I'm like, oh, I see. Like they go to a friend's house.
**Willie Colon** (1:57)
Well, they get to talk back.
**Craig Carton** (1:58)
I didn't say anything goes, talk back.
**Willie Colon** (1:59)
They get to express themselves a little louder. You know?
**Craig Carton** (2:03)
Yes, I do.
**Willie Colon** (2:03)
You know, a little louder. They get to, you know, have the big piece of chicken.
**Craig Carton** (2:07)
Their friends call their parents by their first names. Oh, all that. Right?
**Willie Colon** (2:11)
Shut up, Greg. What?
**Craig Carton** (2:14)
Nuts.
**Willie Colon** (2:15)
No, it's in the globe, huh? Lord have mercy.
**Craig Carton** (2:18)
No, you guys, your kids grew up in the Rick James house. What did the five fingers say to the face? Exactly. Exactly right. Yeah. By the way, your kids will be better off for it. They just don't know it yet.
**Willie Colon** (2:28)
Oh, they know it.
**Craig Carton** (2:29)
Did you know it?
**Willie Colon** (2:29)
Well, we get to see how those kids who get to have a little more range, they're treated from the teachers, because the teachers are fed up with the nonsense. Got it.
**Craig Carton** (2:37)
Got it.
**Willie Colon** (2:38)
And they get all the love from the teachers. I'm like, this is a balance. We're trying to keep you on the straight and narrow.
**Craig Carton** (2:43)
It's hard, though.
**Willie Colon** (2:43)
Yeah. But you see Timothy on top of the stage, talking about, I want blue, right? And getting his way and getting attention. They're like, well, sometimes I don't want blue, dad. When you gonna take blue?
**Craig Carton** (2:52)
The first name thing pisses me off, because our kids have had friends who refer to their parents by their first names. And like, I'm not a Mr. Carton guy. I was like, your friends could call me Craig, right?
**Willie Colon** (3:03)
No, no, no, no.
**Craig Carton** (3:03)
But you're not... Like, if your son had a buddy over, does that buddy have to call you Mr. Colon?
**Willie Colon** (3:10)
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