**David** (0:00)
One, two.
**Ethan Klein** (0:07)
We're back! Harley's alive, everybody!
**Harley** (0:13)
I'm back, I'm dumber.
**Ethan Klein** (0:17)
More holes in the brain.
**Harley** (0:19)
My internet is worse?
**Ethan Klein** (0:21)
Is it?
**Harley** (0:22)
Am I coming through bad? I feel like I'm coming through all blocky weird.
**Ethan Klein** (0:25)
No, you're okay on my end.
**Harley** (0:26)
Okay, we look bad on my end.
**Ethan Klein** (0:28)
I will say, David, he looks way too small. Oh, you're right.
**Harley** (0:32)
So that's what's been going on. I left David, you're shrinking me like that?
**Ethan Klein** (0:37)
There we go, there we go. Harley's back, everybody!
**Kate** (0:41)
I'm back, bitches!
**Ethan Klein** (0:43)
Everybody missed you so much, myself included. How was it?
How was it on the farm, as you say?
**Harley** (0:51)
It's pretty shit.
**Ethan Klein** (0:53)
It's pretty shit, yeah.
**Kate** (0:54)
Yeah. Yeah.
**Harley** (0:55)
Pretty shit, AB's an idiot.
**SPEAKER_6** (0:59)
AB ruined it.
**Ethan Klein** (1:00)
AB totally fucking ruined it. I am so surprised how many drugs he did.
Good for him.
**Harley** (1:07)
I'm, yeah, I didn't know he was gonna talk about all that.
Cause you know, it's really funny. And there is a bunch of stuff that I, I've been trying to parse through what I could share here. Cause AB was very, cause I'm the type of person that would have had a billion Instagram stories up.
**Ethan Klein** (1:25)
Yeah.
**Harley** (1:25)
AB was like, you don't share anything until the video.
**Ethan Klein** (1:30)
Oh wow, okay.
**Harley** (1:31)
Keep it under small pieces. Let me see first.
**Kate** (1:34)
No, you're not posting that.
**Ethan Klein** (1:35)
Oh my God. He had you locked down. I love that.
**Harley** (1:39)
Yeah, he did. He did have, he wanted all the content locked up, but there's some, a couple of stories and stuff that I, I think we could share here.
**Ethan Klein** (1:47)
Yeah.
**Harley** (1:48)
What was interesting is AB.
**Ethan Klein** (1:53)
Still horse from it.
**Harley** (1:55)
AB, I didn't know he was going to say what he did or didn't do, but every single H3 family person that saw me there, they were like, yeah. I had to go up to him and obviously I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, yeah, AB is here.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:13)
How crazy is that AB is right here?
**Harley** (2:15)
And they're all like, so fucking nuts.
**David** (2:18)
Because they're all fucking out of their minds too.
**Harley** (2:21)
It's so fucking crazy that he's here. I'm like, how great.
**Kate** (2:23)
You want to put you with AB at Shambhala?
**SPEAKER_6** (2:25)
You want to put you with Abdullah at Shambhala?
**Ethan Klein** (2:27)
Abdullah Shambhala.
**Harley** (2:29)
And like every single time, and then every time he would take a picture, whatever step away, they all did the same thing.
**Kate** (2:36)
Yeah, I would say beyond.
**Ethan Klein** (2:39)
Every single person, what's he doing?
**Kate** (2:41)
Did AB take anything? What did he take? You can tell me. I'm not snark.
**Ethan Klein** (2:45)
I won't say anything.
**Kate** (2:46)
I'm not snark. I'm not snark. What did AB take? Hey, what did he take?
**Harley** (2:54)
I know they needed to know. They literally wanted to know so bad, and I had the best answer every time. I was like, I'll tell you one thing.
He didn't drink at all.
**Ethan Klein** (3:05)
That's all you need to know.
**Harley** (3:05)
I can tell you that right now. He didn't have a drink of anything.
**Ethan Klein** (3:09)
Like, no booze, no water.
**Harley** (3:12)
He's just... A lot of water.
I was big on water. That was the one thing that I think I kept trying to hammer when we would leave the place. Like, we'd leave our ends to go to the spots. I'd be like, all right, grab your water bottle. He's like, no, I'll grab some water there. I was like, no, we got to fill up our water bottles.
**Ethan Klein** (3:32)
Good job.
**Harley** (3:33)
But he was really like a first rave or baby girl.
**Ethan Klein** (3:38)
Yeah?
**Harley** (3:39)
Yeah, he was. He like, there were some things that people get caught up on in their first raves, and he took a liking to them.
**Ethan Klein** (3:46)
Okay.
**Harley** (3:47)
Stuff that I completely avoid, actually.
**Ethan Klein** (3:50)
Because you're seasoned.
**Harley** (3:51)
Well, I just, I don't mess with a drug or anything that rhymes with jolly.
**Ethan Klein** (3:56)
Oh, interesting. Okay, and why is that? Why is that not for you?
**Harley** (4:00)
If you're already the big, cummy man, you don't want to take the big, cummy drug.
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