Episode 56 - I lick slags, that's how it was written!

**SPEAKER_2** (0:11)
Episode 56

**Thom** (0:15)
Welcome, boys and girls, and if you're watching it on YouTube. Hello, this is all new.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
Look at our Zsuzsi mics.

**Thom** (0:24)
Anyway, we set the video recording long before we actually started the podcast, and she's burped and pissed herself all the time we started. Episode 56
Afternoon, afternoon, afternoon.

**Christine** (0:43)
Afternoo-gan. Are you all right?

**Thom** (0:46)
Yeah, I am.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:47)
Taking your dog for a walk.

**Christine** (0:48)
You've just pissed yourself all good.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:49)
Yeah.

**Christine** (0:50)
Adjust that.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:51)
I just want some Pepsi Max.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:54)
Are you going to be burping through that? No, not a problem, I'm like...

**Christine** (0:59)
And then it was like one of them burps that sort of stuck in your chest, and when you push for something to go through, you don't know which end it's going to burp from. But it's all right. It's just there. It's just...

**SPEAKER_6** (1:09)
Is it still there?

**Christine** (1:10)
You know, the people that do them challenges where they drink a whole sprite, and then they sound like a ghost and a burp. It's like I feel like that that's going to happen at some point. It's just going to go... But it's just there, isn't it?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:24)
Yep, I'll be right.

**Thom** (1:26)
The problem is, I've not got a tenner lady on now, so if I start laughing...

**Christine** (1:29)
Lucky me. Our followers have increased.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:36)
I know!

**SPEAKER_2** (1:36)
This is amazing!

**Christine** (1:37)
Yeah.

**Thom** (1:38)
How many have we got now?

**Christine** (1:39)
Well, we're nearly a thousand, which doesn't sound a lot.

**SPEAKER_8** (1:42)
It's close to.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:43)
That's quite a lot.

**Christine** (1:44)
We don't have a platform. You know, we're not famous people. Well, I'm not. I'm not. You have been on television. Oh, well. Many times, and films. But as in a platform of...

**Thom** (1:56)
No one knows who the fuck we are.

**Christine** (1:58)
Like a celeb, and then, because lots of celebs have their own platform doing their thing, their day job or whatever, and then they have a podcast, and then so it automatically generates a lot of interest.

**Thom** (2:09)
Yeah.

**Christine** (2:09)
But we don't have that.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:10)
So we sort of...

**Thom** (2:10)
No, we're just coming from the gutter, being rude. And then maybe just inched up a little bit further, maybe on the curb with our feet dangling in the shit. Oh, here it comes.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:22)
Oh, it's really stuck.

**Thom** (2:26)
I'll just say a word.

**Christine** (2:27)
It'll just be elongated by a burp. But yeah, so we've got that. And also that we reached, which I still find fucking hilarious, that the video that we did...

**Thom** (2:39)
In Stades, you're walking up the icy hill.

**Christine** (2:41)
It's just us walking up the icy hill. You're having a tantrum. Yeah. It just reached over 100,000 views.

**Thom** (2:48)
Just a bunch of middle-aged women being assholes, innit?

**Christine** (2:51)
But I think it's relatable, and we've got some really lovely comments from people where they've got, I just want you in our gang, or I want to be in your gang. You come along.

**Thom** (3:01)
Yeah, come and join us at Icy Hill in Stades.

**Christine** (3:03)
Yeah, next January.

**Thom** (3:05)
Yeah.

**Christine** (3:06)
We'll do a, what was it?

**SPEAKER_9** (3:08)
Forrest Grumbody started to run and everyone joined in.

**Christine** (3:10)
Oh, did they? Yeah, maybe we should do that. Every January, we go to Stades and people just try that.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:15)
Come and have a fucking carb lunch or walk up a fucking Icy Hill.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:20)
That's what we did.

**Thom** (3:22)
With a bobble hat on, you've got to have a bobble hat.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:24)
Oh, there it goes.

**Thom** (3:25)
You've just taken another sip, you know that.

**Christine** (3:27)
I know I'm not trying to encourage it, that's my God. Maybe I should have just had a fucking water.

**Thom** (3:32)
Yeah, you should have done. I knew when you said, that's all right, I don't need water. I've got a Pepsi Max, I'm like, water's no big deal.

**Christine** (3:36)
I bought something new.

**Thom** (3:38)
Oh, wait, is there a sip coming out of?

**SPEAKER_8** (3:41)
Oh, what's that?

**Thom** (3:42)
Oh, she's brought out a giant lipstick. What is it?

**Christine** (3:46)
It's a lipstick.

**Thom** (3:48)
It's not a vibrator, is it? Don't get a vibrator out from you.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:51)
Fucking hell, what is it?

**SPEAKER_10** (3:56)
It's for your chin hairs.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:57)
What?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:59)
It's called flawless.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:02)
No, because you can hear I'm coming off.