Episode 529: Jeffrey's Paris

**Liz** (0:00)
Philippe, what's the difference for a woman in comedy than a man in comedy? Can they do the same thing?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:07)
Comedy is okay, but clown is more difficult.

**Liz** (0:11)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:12)
Because if you are a young boy, you come home, your costume is completely dirty, or your mother still love you. Yeah. If you are a girl, it's not sure your father still love you. So for a woman, it's more dangerous to be idiot like for a man. We can see when you teach, woman wants to be charming clown. But I knew some woman, the monster, fantastic, but not so many.

**Brace** (0:53)
I think I'm more of a monster.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:26)
I'm producer Yung Chomsky.

**Brace** (1:29)
Tu nombre, or el nombre del... I'm kind of inventing a new language that is along the lines of Esperanto, but a bit of my own doing. It's sort of a polyglottish kind of tongue.

**Yung Chomsky** (1:55)
You're going poly?

**Brace** (1:56)
Yeah, I would like to maybe add a little bit of Vietnamese in there. I like the way that Vietnamese letters look. I just like it. When I see a sentence in Vietnamese, I get very excited. That could be the reason for the French staying there for so long because they saw these things too, and were very excited about it. My favorite words in other languages, one of them is French, it's servite.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:20)
What's that?

**Brace** (2:22)
I think that means, I can't remember.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:26)
Okay. How would you use it?

**Brace** (2:29)
Safety. It means safety. I thought it meant like defense or something, but it means safety.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:34)
When are you saying that?

**Brace** (2:35)
It's like Department of Public Safety or whatever.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:39)
I thought you mean like if a woman approaches you on the street.

**Brace** (2:42)
Servite?

**Yung Chomsky** (2:42)
Yeah.

**Brace** (2:43)
No, I generally like fall down on my hands and knees and sort of circle her, sniffing at the ankles and then peeing on something nearby that, you know, preventing her passage because of course, there's a pool of urine.

**Yung Chomsky** (2:54)
She's the one saying it.

**Brace** (2:55)
No, she's oftentimes they, you know, they don't say much to me when I do these kind of things. Oftentimes they take out the phone and either obviously call the police or start filming or something. I have to beg them, please don't post that. Please don't post that. It's not like a sexual thing. I just, you know, there's an animal in me and it needs to come out. And often the way it comes out is by acting kind of like a kind of like a Pomeranian or one of these kind of small, pathetic dogs that sort of just jumps around a lot. Anyways, we have a hell of a show for you, ladies and gentlemen.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:27)
Do you speak French at all? A little.

**Brace** (3:31)
I don't think it smells very bad. No.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:34)
I can say, deux crêpes banane, s'il vous plaît. Je vous ferai l'omelette avec fromage.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:41)
Panache.

**Brace** (3:43)
I can say panache sometimes. I don't know if that's a French word, but certainly it sounds very French, does it not? Panache.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:49)
Yeah. Résumé.

**Brace** (3:50)
Bibliothèque. Bibliothèque might be French and Spanish. We don't know.

**Yung Chomsky** (3:55)
Yeah.

**Brace** (3:56)
The thing about the romance language is we don't, first of all, we don't know why they're called that. Actually, we kind of do, right? Because that's some of the horniest countries we have, or at least back then.

**Yung Chomsky** (4:06)
I think still.

**Brace** (4:08)
No, no, no, no.

**Yung Chomsky** (4:10)
Who's hornier?

**Brace** (4:13)
Don't make me say it. There's certain countries in Latin America that are quite horny.

**Yung Chomsky** (4:21)
Yeah.

**Brace** (4:21)
Certain countries in the Caribbean that are quite horny. Jamaica is a very horny country. It's a very horny country. Obviously, there's certain areas of the subcontinent that are quite horny too. Back then, when Europeans dominated the world, obviously, still due to a great extent, what Americans do, their concept of horniness was very insular. They only thought that their fellow Europeans could be horny. Now, I think in this enlightened age, we see that all across the world, it manifests itself in similar ways, but different enough to kind of present us with a rainbow.

**Yung Chomsky** (4:59)
Okay.

**Brace** (5:00)
You feel me?

**Yung Chomsky** (5:01)
Who do you think is not horny?

**Brace** (5:03)
Well, I don't want to sound like whatever. I mean, I can't believe I forgot this. The Japanese are also very horny. Who do I think are not horny? Famously, the South Koreans.