Episode 376 - S17E10 - Catfishing Teacher

**Matt Reuter** (0:06)
Hello, listeners, and welcome back to another episode of Law and Order Special Viewing Unit, the show where we view, review, and lovingly ridicule everyone's favorite cop drama, Law and Order Special Victims Unit, every episode in a row from the beginning.

**Aviv Robinson** (0:17)
Why? Because we like you.

**Matt Reuter** (0:20)
And so you don't have to. I am your host, Matt Reuter, joining me as always, the-

**Aviv Robinson** (0:26)
Yep.

**Matt Reuter** (0:26)
The wrestling coach of this podcast.

**Aviv Robinson** (0:29)
Come on!

**Matt Reuter** (0:29)
That's Aviv Rubeside over there, how- Yeah, fuck you, eat shit, buddy. That's Aviv Rubeside over there, how are you doing tonight? Aviv, what with all of your wrestling activities?

**Aviv Robinson** (0:37)
I bet you played football, right? Sexy, sexy football. This guy gets it.

**Matt Reuter** (0:43)
It's like, yeah, you're prejudiced, this guy gets it, you get it.

**Aviv Robinson** (0:46)
If you're ever in an interrogation room, under no circumstances, should you be like, this guy gets it?

**Matt Reuter** (0:53)
I mean, I think it might work out well. Oh, actually, no, he died, never mind. I was like, I don't know, he might- Oh, no, he died.

**Aviv Robinson** (0:59)
Oh, no.

**Matt Reuter** (1:00)
Oh, no.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:01)
He has plenty of kids to rape in hell.

**Matt Reuter** (1:03)
Is that how it works? No, because I think he would derive pleasure from that, so he wouldn't be able to rape them.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:09)
But it's the kids that he doesn't want.

**Matt Reuter** (1:11)
So he's forced to rape the kids that he doesn't want because the kids being raped is also their version of hell.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:16)
Because it's right. One hand washes the other.

**Matt Reuter** (1:20)
It's a matchmaking process in hell where it's like, well, those kids aren't going to like that, and this guy's not going to like, he's going to sort of like it, but not-

**Aviv Robinson** (1:30)
But like not really.

**Matt Reuter** (1:31)
But not really.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:32)
He won't find fulfillment in his work.

**Matt Reuter** (1:35)
Right.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:36)
It's not like he did on earth.

**Matt Reuter** (1:38)
Right. I don't, this is a terrible road we're going down. How are you doing tonight, Aviv? Sounds like you've had a hell of a day.

**Aviv Robinson** (1:45)
I've had a hell of a day.

**Matt Reuter** (1:47)
The story that we were talking about before, did that make the podcast a done? No, no, certainly not. Aviv, it sounds like you've had a great day. How are you doing today, Aviv?

**Aviv Robinson** (1:54)
I've had nothing but sugar today. I wanted to give a quick, Rubenstein does not recommend.

**Matt Reuter** (2:02)
Fucking students?

**Aviv Robinson** (2:04)
Yeah, don't fuck the students.

**Matt Reuter** (2:06)
If you're a teacher, just put that out there. It seems appropriate.

**Aviv Robinson** (2:10)
How's your week been? Clear in the runway for you.

**Matt Reuter** (2:14)
Yeah, here you go. Week has actually been pretty good. Couple things. Went to an animal-themed trivia night put on by the local zoo.

**Aviv Robinson** (2:30)
So the questions were animals?

**Matt Reuter** (2:31)
The questions, yes.

**Aviv Robinson** (2:32)
You didn't have to dress up like a giraffe?

**Matt Reuter** (2:35)
No. Which was fun and the proceeds went to benefit the zoo, which is, you know, support animals, hooray. I like animals more than people, so fine with that.

**Aviv Robinson** (2:47)
For sure. For sure, yes.

**Matt Reuter** (2:48)
So that was a lot of fun at the place that we normally go to trivia. This was on a different night. So I was like, all right, well, fuck it. It's just a different night trivia at the same place, and this one is for charity. So that was fun.
You know, a bunch of fun animal-themed trivia.

**Aviv Robinson** (3:04)
Did you learn anything about animals?

**Matt Reuter** (3:06)
I did. So one of the trivia questions, well, I heard and learned a bunch of stuff, actually. One of the trivia questions was, it was like a matching scenario where it gave you the, it was like 15 names for groups of animals.

**Aviv Robinson** (3:19)
Oh, like a murder of crows.

**Matt Reuter** (3:21)
Right. Yeah, like that stuff. And some of them, I was just like, it's like a business of ferrets.

**Aviv Robinson** (3:27)
Yeah. I did know that from random Instagram facts.

**Matt Reuter** (3:31)
I did know. I was like, a business of, what the fuck does that mean? It's like a conclave of owls or convocation or something like that. I was like, what is all of this shit? There was something I didn't know, so I was like, aha, no one's going to get that.