EP 1588 - Bottoms Up!

**Jason Carpenter** (0:01)
What is it like to watch a horror movie in a haunted house?
Then, we take a look at a story of something people usually find delicious, sourdough bread. But this sourdough bread recipe may carry a curse, the curse of the mummy. You're like, Jason, we read that article. Well, yeah, I know, I know, probably a lot of people did. I just think it's gross. And then, speaking of gross, a wise poet once said, I love big butts and I cannot lie. But what about the people who love butts, not just because of their shape, but because of what they do? And if you think it's a poop fetish segment, it's not. Somehow, it's even worse. Today on Dead Rabbit Radio.
Hey, everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dead Rabbit Radio. I'm your host, Jason Carpenter. I'm having a great day. Hope you guys are having a great day, too. I hope you guys had an awesome weekend. We got a ton of stuff to cover today. So first off, running into Dead Rabbit Radio Command. Everyone get on your feet and give it up for Bull Balls. Woo-hoo, yeah, wee! Yeah, running on in to Dead Rabbit Radio Command, dangling, periously close to your face, not mine. I'm standing up for some reason. You decided to lay on the ground this episode. Bull Balls recently got me a portable DVD player off my Amazon wishlist, which I do use. I watch movies as I go to sleep. So I really, really appreciate that. I use a laptop like a normal person. I like director's commentary and you don't really find that on streaming. I have a huge collection of DVDs to watch commentary. So Bull Balls, I really appreciate the gift. I know I gave you a shout out before, but I like to give all the people two shout outs when I can. Bull Balls, that's why you're going to be our captain or pilot this episode. If you guys can't support the show financially or purchase things off the Amazon wishlist, it's totally fine. It really, really is. It just helps spread the word about Dead Rabbit Radio. Tell your friends, tell your family, tell everyone you know. Dead Rabbit Radio is your favorite paranormal show. That is how you can help the show grow. And I got to be honest though, Bull Balls, I do really appreciate the gift. But every so often when I am doing an episode, it might be particularly disgusting. Every so often I have to use a Patreon or someone who's promoting the show or bot merch as a sacrificial lamb or in your case, a sacrificial bulls. I need someone to pilot these vehicles and trust me, the second story is disgusting and I feel really bad for whoever is our guest tomorrow's episode. Bull Balls, let's go ahead and toss you a harness and hook you up, you, cause you're a bull, to the Carpenter Chariot. Everyone climb on board this great Roman vehicle as Bull Balls gallops his way out of Dead Rabbit Radio Command all the way out to Hood River.
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Like when the Googie Monsters show up. No, that's the sound of the wheels turning in the dirt, the big metal wheels. Ya ya ya ya ya ya. We're headed all the way out to Hood River, Oregon. This story happened to me. It's very short, but it just happened last night. Very interesting. So, long time listeners of the show know my friend Sabine's house is haunted. I'll put some of those episodes in the show notes. I've experienced paranormal activity there. She's experienced paranormal activity there. She's lived there for probably, I think, 20 years at this point. And it's haunted. It's not like maybe it's haunted. It's definitely haunted. I'll put those episodes in the show notes. It also has some other really odd qualities. So, it's funny because I get it. I'm a paranormal researcher. I should be interacting with this stuff. I should be investigating it. I also don't do a lot of like medium work or Ouija boards or anything like that. So, I have to go off what I can observe, which is the most reliable for me. The second one is what I feel, which I mean, I'm a scaredy cat. So, I can kind of feel scared anyways, pretty much everywhere. And then, you know, stuff like recording empty air to see if I can get EBPs and stuff like that. So, she doesn't want me to investigate her house and that's totally fine. Because I'm sitting there, I was like, I set the tape recorder up, it's all, get out. And I was like, I'll check the audio later. Go back home, next thing she knows, she's getting throttled by a ghost. I totally get where she's coming from. The house is haunted though. And one of the things I've had to do is change my behavior when I'm over there. I make a comment, I get bonked on the head by a floating coffee cup. No, nothing like that. It's not that the ghosts think I'm rude. I love to watch horror movies. I'll start any horror movie, whether or not I finish it depending on the quality or if the story is interesting or whatever. But a lot of times I don't even read the descriptions. I'll just put it in.