David Oyelowo Returns

**David Oyelowo** (0:03)
Hi, my name is David Oyelowo, and I feel Conanified.

**Conan O'Brien** (0:11)
Nice.

**David Oyelowo** (0:12)
About being Conan O'Brien's friend.

**Conan O'Brien** (0:15)
That is a very expensive process to be Conanified. Very few people can imagine the most expensive spa weekend. Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. My name, Conan O'Brien. Sona Movsesian is joining us too.

**Sona Movsesian** (0:53)
Yes.

**Conan O'Brien** (0:54)
And Matt Gourley is still out on paternity leave, but we are joined by David Hopping.

**David Hopping** (1:00)
Hello.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:00)
The assistant who replaced Sona and made her but a dim memory.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:05)
Oh, dim.

**David Hopping** (1:07)
Sona's just full celebrity now.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:09)
Dim memory.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:10)
Well, I don't even remember.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:11)
We still work with each other. Who are you? Oh man.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:17)
Listen, when this episode drops, it's gonna be tax time.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:21)
Oh my God, you're actually doing it. We're really talking about it?

**Conan O'Brien** (1:24)
I've been told that this is a dreadful thing to talk about, which makes me want to talk about it.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:28)
No.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:29)
Yeah. So tax time, Sona, you got your papers in order?

**Sona Movsesian** (1:34)
No, I just remembered when we were talking about this, I said, oh no, I got to send my account and all my stuff.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:40)
Yeah, well, how hard is that?

**Sona Movsesian** (1:41)
It's a lot because-

**Conan O'Brien** (1:42)
Do you have like a big shoe box that's filled with papers? No, that's the old-

**Sona Movsesian** (1:45)
Why are you laughing? Because I do, all of the papers that are mailed to me, I just stick them in a thing, a folder.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:54)
Okay.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:54)
So yeah, it's like a shoe box, but I don't have like receipts.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:57)
Okay.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:58)
I don't have my receipts.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:00)
Okay.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:00)
I don't do any of that.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:02)
All right, so you just have some papers and you gotta get them to the accountant.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:05)
Yeah, like you probably do.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:06)
That's a fun story. Oh, I don't touch anything, I live in a bubble. I'm an LLC, I'm an offshore illegal company.
Do you know what I mean? Papers get moved around, things are purchased and sold without my knowledge, and I'm just sitting in a geodesic dome covered in yak butter, going what's happening?

**Sona Movsesian** (2:28)
What's happening outside? What's happening?

**Conan O'Brien** (2:35)
David, I don't even want to know what your story is.

**David Hopping** (2:37)
You still need to do mine too, we're all behind.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:40)
Okay, but what do you have? Do you have papers or receipts?

**David Hopping** (2:44)
I have receipts. So you employ me.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:47)
Yeah.

**David Hopping** (2:47)
And so then I have to, I get those papers.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:49)
I don't even know that. Do you get paid for what you do?

**David Hopping** (2:52)
You pay me. That's insane.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:53)
I don't pay you.

**David Hopping** (2:55)
Faceless corporation, yes.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:56)
Again, I don't know what's happening. Eduardo, what's your story? How do you get your taxes done? On time. But who does your taxes?

**Sona Movsesian** (3:05)
Oh, what a dick.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:07)
Who does your taxes? Do you want me to give like a plug to my taxes? No.

**Sona Movsesian** (3:11)
Do you have an account? Do you have a guy? Yeah, I have a guy. Cause you know, my dad does his own.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:14)
Your dad does his own?

**Sona Movsesian** (3:15)
Fraud!

**Conan O'Brien** (3:17)
There's no way he's not breaking the law.

**Sona Movsesian** (3:19)
How dare you?

**Conan O'Brien** (3:20)
He came from another land. He doesn't know about our American ways.

**Sona Movsesian** (3:24)
A lot of people do their own taxes. They just fill in things on the boxes.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:29)
I know, but come on. Is he on the up and up your pops?

**Sona Movsesian** (3:32)
Yeah, Gil is on, how dare you? What is your issue with my dad? You're just jealous he can grow a mustache.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:41)
I love your dad. I love your dad. Gil is the man, but I'm just curious. You know, he came to this land, America, and I'm curious if he's familiar with all of our ways and he's paying taxes, it's all going well?

**Sona Movsesian** (3:57)
He's been here for almost 60 years.

**Conan O'Brien** (4:01)
Takes a while to get used to stuff, you know?