Craigie and Big Mac Recap Knicks Parade & Dolan's "Ten Weeks" artwork

Craigie and Big Mac Recap Knicks Parade & Dolan's "Ten Weeks"

The Carton Show with Craig Carton & Chris McMonigle

June 18, 2026

Craig Carton and Evan Roberts celebrate a Knicks championship parade by reviewing celebrity float appearances and viral moments. They discuss James Dolan's pointed "ten weeks" speech directed at Mayor Eric Adams and the embarrassing Dillon Jones jersey error at City Hall.
Speakers: Craig Carton, Chris McMonigle
**Craig Carton** (0:30)
Three, two, two, and Nick Game was there today. Edie Falco was there today.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:34)
Edie Falco.

**Craig Carton** (0:34)
Steve Schripper, our buddy.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:36)
Our guy, Steve Schripper.

**Craig Carton** (0:37)
He was there today?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:37)
They were both on the same float.

**Craig Carton** (0:39)
Oh, is that right?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:39)
Not just there.

**Craig Carton** (0:40)
Yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:40)
On a float. There was like two, there was maybe even more than two celebrity-themed floats.

**Craig Carton** (0:47)
Oh, is that right?

**Chris McMonigle** (0:47)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (0:48)
Yeah, Steve Schripper is also-

**Chris McMonigle** (0:50)
What's his first name?

**Craig Carton** (0:51)
Matt Modine.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:51)
Matt Modine was on the-

**Craig Carton** (0:52)
I'm surprised he was on a float. He hates cars. He and I got in a huge fight years ago. He's one of those bike Nazis.
Yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:01)
Can't mention a name.

**Craig Carton** (1:02)
We got in a huge fight.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:04)
Matthew Modine. Uh-huh. You got in a fight with him.

**Craig Carton** (1:06)
He wants to get rid of all cars in New York City. He doesn't think cars belong in New York City. He's one of those bike guys.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:12)
I think that makes sense.

**Craig Carton** (1:13)
Yeah. He's like my daughter's boyfriend. Loves the bicycles. Missed the bicycle. Yeah.
So me and Matthew and Dean, we got into a good one. Donnybrook. About cars? About him being like a douche knuckle, about you're trying to ban cars from New York City. Oh, yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:27)
He had like a platform he was trying to make it happen.

**Craig Carton** (1:29)
He wanted to get rid of cars. Cars, saw cars, kill people, cars, this, cars, that, you know, cars, bikes, bikes are good for everybody. Yeah.
I like riding a bike with the kids on a nice Sunday afternoon like anybody. Yeah. I like driving my car into New York City. Yeah.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:46)
How do you get into New York?

**Craig Carton** (1:47)
Well, he lives in the city, so you don't care.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:48)
Yeah, I know, but like how do you ban cars from New York City?

**Craig Carton** (1:51)
You don't. Exactly right. Cars are the lifeline of the city. Well, I don't know about that. You morons.
So I was shocked he was on a car. He hates cars.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
He was on a car.

**Craig Carton** (2:00)
A bit duplicitous, is it not? Guy wants to get rid of cars, but as soon as the next guy want to be in the parade, despite not being in a movie for the last 19 years, and only having one movie worth watching, and that's because Madonna sang the theme song to it.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:15)
He was in full metal jacket. That movie is worth watching.

**Craig Carton** (2:17)
That's Fairpoint.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:18)
He was private joker.

**Craig Carton** (2:19)
But he was the biggest... I hated his character in that movie. Yeah, I know. I wanted to... I swear to God. I wish that private pile turned that gun around and shot private joker right in the face in that movie. He was so annoying in that movie. I'm a conscious of just shut up.
You've served no role in this movie.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
Except the star in it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:37)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (2:38)
And then he was there in the wrestling movie with Madonna singing the song.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:41)
Wrestling movie.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (2:42)
What was it called? You know, Vision Quest with the high school wrestler.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:48)
I don't think I heard of that one, no.

**Craig Carton** (2:49)
Yeah. I think he was the high school wrestler, not. I don't think he's done a movie since 82

**Chris McMonigle** (2:53)
I think he's probably been.

**Craig Carton** (2:54)
Matthew Moteen got on a float today. Oh, my lord. Big Nick fan.
I mean, come on.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:00)
Obviously.

**Craig Carton** (3:01)
Was Larry David on a float? Jerry Seinfeld? Was Patrick McEnroe on a float?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:06)
I'm sure he was.

**Craig Carton** (3:07)
He's like the king of New York, right?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:09)
Your guy was getting everybody pregnant on a float.

**Craig Carton** (3:11)
Tracy Morgan was on a float?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:12)
Tracy Morgan was on a float, Mariska Hargitay. On a float.

**Craig Carton** (3:16)
Who else?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:17)
Mariska Hargitay.

**Craig Carton** (3:18)
She was on the Jim Brunson. Well, they're like family friends or something.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:20)
Yeah, something's up. Our guy, Chalamet, Fat Joe.

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