**Craig Carton** (0:30)
Three, two, two, and Nick Game was there today. Edie Falco was there today.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:34)
Edie Falco.
**Craig Carton** (0:34)
Steve Schripper, our buddy.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:36)
Our guy, Steve Schripper.
**Craig Carton** (0:37)
He was there today?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:37)
They were both on the same float.
**Craig Carton** (0:39)
Oh, is that right?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:39)
Not just there.
**Craig Carton** (0:40)
Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:40)
On a float. There was like two, there was maybe even more than two celebrity-themed floats.
**Craig Carton** (0:47)
Oh, is that right?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:47)
Yes.
**Craig Carton** (0:48)
Yeah, Steve Schripper is also-
**Chris McMonigle** (0:50)
What's his first name?
**Craig Carton** (0:51)
Matt Modine.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:51)
Matt Modine was on the-
**Craig Carton** (0:52)
I'm surprised he was on a float. He hates cars. He and I got in a huge fight years ago. He's one of those bike Nazis.
Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:01)
Can't mention a name.
**Craig Carton** (1:02)
We got in a huge fight.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:04)
Matthew Modine. Uh-huh. You got in a fight with him.
**Craig Carton** (1:06)
He wants to get rid of all cars in New York City. He doesn't think cars belong in New York City. He's one of those bike guys.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:12)
I think that makes sense.
**Craig Carton** (1:13)
Yeah. He's like my daughter's boyfriend. Loves the bicycles. Missed the bicycle. Yeah.
So me and Matthew and Dean, we got into a good one. Donnybrook. About cars? About him being like a douche knuckle, about you're trying to ban cars from New York City. Oh, yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:27)
He had like a platform he was trying to make it happen.
**Craig Carton** (1:29)
He wanted to get rid of cars. Cars, saw cars, kill people, cars, this, cars, that, you know, cars, bikes, bikes are good for everybody. Yeah.
I like riding a bike with the kids on a nice Sunday afternoon like anybody. Yeah. I like driving my car into New York City. Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:46)
How do you get into New York?
**Craig Carton** (1:47)
Well, he lives in the city, so you don't care.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:48)
Yeah, I know, but like how do you ban cars from New York City?
**Craig Carton** (1:51)
You don't. Exactly right. Cars are the lifeline of the city. Well, I don't know about that. You morons.
So I was shocked he was on a car. He hates cars.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:59)
He was on a car.
**Craig Carton** (2:00)
A bit duplicitous, is it not? Guy wants to get rid of cars, but as soon as the next guy want to be in the parade, despite not being in a movie for the last 19 years, and only having one movie worth watching, and that's because Madonna sang the theme song to it.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:15)
He was in full metal jacket. That movie is worth watching.
**Craig Carton** (2:17)
That's Fairpoint.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:18)
He was private joker.
**Craig Carton** (2:19)
But he was the biggest... I hated his character in that movie. Yeah, I know. I wanted to... I swear to God. I wish that private pile turned that gun around and shot private joker right in the face in that movie. He was so annoying in that movie. I'm a conscious of just shut up.
You've served no role in this movie.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
Except the star in it.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:37)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:38)
And then he was there in the wrestling movie with Madonna singing the song.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:41)
Wrestling movie.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:42)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:42)
What was it called? You know, Vision Quest with the high school wrestler.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:48)
I don't think I heard of that one, no.
**Craig Carton** (2:49)
Yeah. I think he was the high school wrestler, not. I don't think he's done a movie since 82
**Chris McMonigle** (2:53)
I think he's probably been.
**Craig Carton** (2:54)
Matthew Moteen got on a float today. Oh, my lord. Big Nick fan.
I mean, come on.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:00)
Obviously.
**Craig Carton** (3:01)
Was Larry David on a float? Jerry Seinfeld? Was Patrick McEnroe on a float?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:06)
I'm sure he was.
**Craig Carton** (3:07)
He's like the king of New York, right?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:09)
Your guy was getting everybody pregnant on a float.
**Craig Carton** (3:11)
Tracy Morgan was on a float?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:12)
Tracy Morgan was on a float, Mariska Hargitay. On a float.
**Craig Carton** (3:16)
Who else?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:17)
Mariska Hargitay.
**Craig Carton** (3:18)
She was on the Jim Brunson. Well, they're like family friends or something.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:20)
Yeah, something's up. Our guy, Chalamet, Fat Joe.
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