Craig Carton ROASTS Victor Wembanyama for Painting in NYC! artwork

Craig Carton ROASTS Victor Wembanyama for Painting in NYC!

The Carton Show with Craig Carton & Chris McMonigle

June 8, 2026

Victor Wembanyama spent his day off painting in a New York City park… and Craig Carton thinks that tells you everything you need to know about the NBA Finals.
Speakers: Craig Carton, Chris McMonigle
**Craig Carton** (0:01)
I'm out of the city at 6 o'clock in my car in the Holland Tunnel. I'm at Grand Marnie & Coke.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:06)
Great night for the Yankees to play at 6.40. Great night for the Yankees to play at 6.40. See?

**Craig Carton** (0:10)
Look out for UR2.
Then I have my C4 ready to go. Trimio dropped off some more sausage for us. For tonight's halftime and postgame show. And I got two six-pack Corona in the office. So you take one, I'll take one.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:24)
Let's do it.

**Craig Carton** (0:25)
And there we go.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:25)
I am through the roof excited.

**Craig Carton** (0:28)
And I think Slomans is now involved as well.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:31)
In the postgame?

**Craig Carton** (0:32)
So I'm safe, I'm protective. I got the Slomans shield watch in my ass.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:36)
I have a figurative glass barrier around my house with the Slomans. Damn right.

**Craig Carton** (0:42)
Here's Tommy. And he's Strasburg on the fan. Tommy, what's up?
Hello, Tommy.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:48)
Hey, what's going on?

**Craig Carton** (0:49)
What's up, Kevin? What's up?
Yeah, I can't.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:53)
This is Georgia Trucker Tom down in Savannah, Georgia. I'm an ex-New Yorker.

**Craig Carton** (0:58)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:58)
I'm thrilled about the Knicks and the Knicks have exposed that the Spurs don't have any interior defense and that Wemby has no interior game like an Elijah want. He needs years to develop that.

**Craig Carton** (1:11)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:11)
So this series is over. We got it.

**Craig Carton** (1:15)
I think with your 100% safe driving down in Georgia as a New Yorker, yes, he, I wouldn't say Wemby's been exposed. That's probably going a little too far. He's an elite defender at this stage of his career at 22 He will become a much better offensive player. He's already pretty damn good on offense as well. But he made one terrible mistake late, just a mental fart that he had when he tried to pass the ball to Castle and he missed an open shot. He's going to miss more open shots in his career because everybody does.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:47)
Sure. No, absolutely. Again, it was a good look. But here's my point. I think I do agree with him a little bit. I don't know if he doesn't have...
Does it ever look easy for him to get a bucket?

**Craig Carton** (1:59)
Occasionally, it does. To be fair, it does.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:01)
But his size, there should be a way...

**Craig Carton** (2:03)
When he's in the paint, it's a wrap.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:05)
I know, but it feels like it doesn't get there enough. I don't know. I watched that game. I don't feel like, wow, he's going to get that ball down low and there's no stopping I feel more about that when he's about 15 feet and further out from the goal.

**Craig Carton** (2:17)
I just think the Knicks... And he's also, look, this is why seven-game series are different than a random Tuesday night in December. Because the Knicks have... They're focused on one guy for two weeks, right? And they happen to be an elite defensive team with grown men playing defense. Whether that's OG, whether that's Hart.
Josh Hart right now, by the way, has as many rebounds in this series as Wemby does.
Josh Hart, 6'4. He gives him a foot. He has as many rebounds, I think they both have 21 rebounds, in the first two games of the series. So he's going up against grown men, every single night. And I know they're going to use the excuse, well, he played in a seven-game series and he was tired. And you know, emotionally after beating the Thunder. Dude, the clock never stops, man. You got to get your ass ready for the next game. And he decided to get ready for game three by painting in the park. That's the guy that's given up.
That's the guy that knows it's over. It's a wrap. Let me enjoy a beautiful Sunday afternoon in New York City with my sister and a bodyguard by painting a statue. And that's what he was doing. You know, like not a care in the world. And that's the difference between him and the Knicks. I guarantee you that Jalen Brunson was not painting in a park in Westchester.
I promise you that.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:29)
I agree. I do think there's an element of sometimes you just need to get away from it for a minute just to clear your head. He could be in that headspace where it was probably just a good idea to get out with the family.

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