Craig Carton GOES OFF THE RAILS! Messi, Knicks, Sydney Sweeney & Jaxson Dart?!

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Something special is happening right now in the world of sports.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:02)
Really?

**Craig Carton** (0:03)
Yeah. It's not on your phone, so you don't have to look there. Trust me on that one, okay? I'm just telling you, I know that's the natural thing. Let me go see what's on Twitter.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:09)
It's on your laptop?

**Craig Carton** (0:10)
No.
I'm looking at Sydney Sweeney in a bikini on my laptop waiting for you to finish. To be honest, that's just...

**Chris McMonigle** (0:16)
No, I know. When I referenced Daniel Jones and then you came right back with a Daniel Jones reference, I recognize that.

**Craig Carton** (0:21)
Sydney Sweeney is in a bikini.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:22)
You ain't kidding.

**Craig Carton** (0:22)
So I was just checking out, well, you were doing your thing. I'm not going to tell you.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:28)
I never want to hear you complain about being on my phone again.

**Craig Carton** (0:31)
It's Sydney Sweeney in a bikini. Never again. What do you want me to do? But something really interesting is happening right now globally. So Argentina comes back in the 85th minute with a goal and then the 92nd minute with a goal. Yeah. Down 1-0. They tie it with, you know, about 10 minutes to go in the game and they are winning it in, quote unquote, it's not extra time, it's called something else.
It's not extra time. Stoppage time. It's stoppage time, okay? Do you know who people are now comparing the Argentinian team to? And I get great, great, great, great joy out of this.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:09)
The New York Knicks.

**Craig Carton** (1:10)
That's right.
Argentina is like the New York Knicks of the World Cup. Left 4 Dead, 4th quarter, can't come back and win. 85th minute, goal. 92nd minute, here comes Oji Adanobi.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:29)
Just the tip.

**Craig Carton** (1:31)
The Knicks have gone global.
And the joy I get out of soccer fans reminding me that the Knicks won a championship a month ago, precious and priceless. I love it.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:44)
No, I mean, listen, we're going to be living off that for a long time.

**Craig Carton** (1:46)
You bet your ass we are.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:47)
We're going to be living off that Knicks championship.

**Craig Carton** (1:49)
I was on a podcast yesterday, they go, now that the Knicks have won a championship, like, what's it like? And I go, well, it's interesting that I don't know how to act now as a Knick fan. Like, I got a title. Like I'm not a loser now.
I go, but I steward for the Jets.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:05)
They'll remind you.

**Craig Carton** (2:05)
That's exactly right.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:06)
No, but it is.

**Craig Carton** (2:07)
It's true.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:07)
We don't know. It's hard to even get excited or upset or anything. Mitch Robinson leaves.

**Craig Carton** (2:12)
Do you think Sydney Sweeney is facially beautiful or just body beautiful?
Not that you'd say no to it at any point. I'm just saying, I wonder if that's a generational thing. Like, do you think she wakes up and you roll over and go, wow, she is hot? Or do you wake up and you're like, great, you know. What do you think? What do you take on that?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:31)
I put it in the rollover and see her part because that's too personal and the wife listens. But what I would say is, that just feels Icky for some reason to say, I'd rollover and say, wow, what a beautiful woman.

**Craig Carton** (2:44)
Okay.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:45)
I think she's facially pretty, but I do think the body is ahead of the face.

**Craig Carton** (2:50)
Yeah, almost like your standard stripper, right? Like neck down, neck up.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:59)
I think she's better than eh, but I do think.

**Craig Carton** (3:02)
What do you think, Pete? I think we're on that. If the body is a 10, what's the face?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:06)
I think it's like a six and a half.

**Craig Carton** (3:07)
Six and a half?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:08)
It's not that bad.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:09)
I go seven.

**Craig Carton** (3:10)
You're a seven on the face, ten on the body?

**Chris McMonigle** (3:12)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (3:12)
Okay. You're a six on the face, ten on the body?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:14)
Maybe like a 6.9 on the face.

**Craig Carton** (3:16)
Becker, what are you? Because you're younger. You know, I was born in 2005

**SPEAKER_5** (3:20)
I'll go, like, face, I'll say seven, and body ten.

**Craig Carton** (3:28)
You know how lucky you'd be to bring home a seven like Sydney Sweeney? Yeah, over there. By the way, you go to Texas. A lot of sevens in Texas, right?