Craig Carton GOES OFF on Celtics' SHOCKING Trade & Says He's DONE Eating Oreos!

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
July 4th weekend.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:01)
Yeah, and by the way, how could you say? That I am un-American. You are un-American. I wore my red, white and blue button-down.

**Craig Carton** (0:10)
You wore giant shirts that you wore.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:12)
Well, it's got the blue underneath.

**Craig Carton** (0:13)
That's what you wore, you wore a giant shirt.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:15)
No, I didn't, it's red, white and blue.

**Craig Carton** (0:16)
Nice.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:18)
I got the 4th of July Yankee hat.

**Craig Carton** (0:19)
You know, I love that hat, that hat's sweet. Come on, that's something. I don't like the brim on it, but the hat's sweet.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:24)
Well, I mean, again, I wear it backwards.

**Craig Carton** (0:25)
No, the hat's a dope hat. That's the best hat you got, by the way.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:28)
It is the best hat I got.

**Craig Carton** (0:30)
Yeah, I love that hat.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:30)
Love that hat.

**Craig Carton** (0:31)
That's the new era hat.
Hey, Petey, call my friends in the new era. Call Mark Holtzman up. Tell them I need a couple of those red, white, and blue hats. I don't see you dialing.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:41)
I got it.

**Craig Carton** (0:41)
I don't have his number.

**Chris McMonigle** (0:42)
Could you get it to me? I got it on Fanatics.

**Craig Carton** (0:45)
Great. Great. Do it.
Commit to it. Go for it. That's exactly right. Do it. Commit to it. Go for it. That's my guy JD right there. Pete, call Mark Holtzman up. Tell him I need those hats for the whole staff.
All right. Can I make mine a Mets one or no? Do they make a Met one like that?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:03)
Yeah, they make every team like this.

**Craig Carton** (1:04)
You get a Met one. What do you want, Gallo?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:07)
Mets.

**Craig Carton** (1:07)
Two Mets.
I get four Mets, four Yankees and see if they make a Nick one. Great.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:14)
They don't. Is it baseball themed?

**Craig Carton** (1:17)
That doesn't mean they don't make Nick ones.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:18)
Is that the Fourth of July hat?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:19)
It's the Fourth of July hat.

**Craig Carton** (1:20)
You think that all by yourself? It's red, white and blue?

**Chris McMonigle** (1:22)
I graduated college.

**Craig Carton** (1:23)
You're quick. Now you're awesome.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:25)
It's very cool.

**Craig Carton** (1:26)
Would you go to LAU., Brooklyn? No, my fiancé did.
Tell her I love her. No, that's one of the best hats I've seen New York make in a while. For real. You know, I'll tell you the truth. Cover it up, because he's trying to beat the allegations.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:42)
Established 1776?

**Craig Carton** (1:44)
Well, that's not true, but America, yeah, sure, was established in 1776 What did you do to the Yankees? I thought he was like a Yankee, he's like, oh, look at the Yankees, been around since America was born.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:53)
America, 250, USA, 250

**Craig Carton** (1:55)
Dude, I love the hat. It's a fire hat.

**Chris McMonigle** (1:57)
It's a great hat.

**Craig Carton** (1:58)
What was that, a $40 hat? Look at you, just throwing it around.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:01)
I like that. Well, I mean, how many times can I ask for something?

**Craig Carton** (2:03)
You just spray your territory like, all right, look, I'm making the money now, baby.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:07)
I bought a hat.

**Craig Carton** (2:08)
Daddy got, daddy's getting himself a $40 hat, woman.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:11)
I bought a hat, that's right.

**Craig Carton** (2:12)
Yeah, I like it, too.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:13)
Can't stop me.

**Craig Carton** (2:13)
And you keep it clean.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:15)
I try.

**Craig Carton** (2:15)
I don't know how you do that either. Will you bend the brim, though, for me or no?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:19)
No.

**Craig Carton** (2:19)
You won't. Can I bend the brim?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:20)
I don't think it looks good. I wear it backwards.

**Craig Carton** (2:22)
I know, I know, I know.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:24)
So I'll put the, it looks like a kangaroo hat.

**Craig Carton** (2:27)
It's not a kango. It doesn't look anything like a kango at all. Matter of fact, when's your birthday? December?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:34)
December.

**Craig Carton** (2:34)
I'm going to get you a kango for your birthday.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
Okay.

**Craig Carton** (2:36)
That's what I'm going to do for you.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:38)
It doesn't look like a kango in the video.

**Craig Carton** (2:39)
It doesn't look like a kango at all. No part of it looks like a kango.