Comedy Store Snitch

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Andrew Santino** (0:30)
Hey, what's up Bad Friends? I am doing one more show here in the year before 2026 is done, and I don't go out until next year. I'm in St. Charles, which is St. Louis, Missouri, August 7th at the Ameristar Casino, St. Charles slash St. Louis. Come out and see me in Missouri August 7th. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets, andrewsantino.com.

**Bobby Lee** (0:51)
Hey, we have new merch.

**Andrew Santino** (0:53)
Merch, merch, merch. I got new shirts.

**Bobby Lee** (0:54)
This is my favorite shirt.

**Andrew Santino** (0:55)
There's an artist that worked with us here on Bad Friends. He submitted and we said we got to put that on a shirt. And this is incredible. You go to badfriendsmerch.com to buy this. badfriendsmerch.com. Go get it. It comes in black and red. badfriendsmerch.com.

**Joe** (1:10)
You two are bad friends.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:20)
We're bad friends.

**Andrew Santino** (1:22)
So what's going on in the booth?

**Bobby Lee** (1:23)
We have ET and Clayface in the cover booth right now.

**Andrew Santino** (1:27)
Oh, he stands up now.

**Bobby Lee** (1:28)
He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please? Why don't you look? You look like an aerial view of Iran.
I mean, there's explosions.

**Andrew Santino** (1:39)
It's stumbled, but you still got through.

**Rick Ingram** (1:41)
They're just little stickers like every teenager uses.

**Bobby Lee** (1:44)
Okay.

**Andrew Santino** (1:44)
You're 40

**Bobby Lee** (1:46)
I'm 39 Yeah, you're 40

**Andrew Santino** (1:47)
Okay, you're 40

**Bobby Lee** (1:47)
That's 40, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:49)
That's the same thing.
That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What scale of your life do you go, you round up automatically versus when you start rounding down?

**Bobby Lee** (2:00)
38

**Andrew Santino** (2:02)
38, you start rounding up. Yeah, you have... No, I think at 35, I was like, I'm almost 40

**Bobby Lee** (2:08)
Yeah, you're 40

**Andrew Santino** (2:09)
You're 40

**Bobby Lee** (2:10)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:11)
I know, it just feels weird.

**Bobby Lee** (2:12)
I'm 60 Yeah, I'm 60

**Andrew Santino** (2:15)
That's the most true thing he said to me.

**Bobby Lee** (2:17)
Yeah, I'm 60

**Andrew Santino** (2:18)
He's 60 years old.

**Bobby Lee** (2:19)
Yeah, yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:19)
And I'm 50

**Bobby Lee** (2:20)
You're 50 You're for sure 50

**Andrew Santino** (2:22)
I'm 50 I look 50 I act 50 My body feels 50

**Bobby Lee** (2:26)
Yeah. Yeah. And guess what I did yesterday?
Two things happened.

**Andrew Santino** (2:31)
What happened?

**Bobby Lee** (2:32)
Well, two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got caught. I got caught.

**Andrew Santino** (2:36)
Doing what?

**Bobby Lee** (2:38)
I got caught, dude.
Oh yeah. What? Getting caught sucks. Yeah, getting caught sucks, dude.

**Andrew Santino** (2:43)
What did you do?

**Bobby Lee** (2:44)
I thought I could get away with it, is what I did.

**Andrew Santino** (2:47)
What did you do, dude?

**Bobby Lee** (2:49)
So I was at the comedy store Friday night and I took my car and I for some reason thought it was in forward, but it was in reverse.

**Andrew Santino** (2:59)
And who'd you hit?

**Bobby Lee** (3:00)
And I pressed the, you know what I mean, the gas, right?

**Andrew Santino** (3:04)
Right, the pedal, yeah.

**Bobby Lee** (3:05)
The gas pedal.

**Andrew Santino** (3:06)
That's right.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:06)
Like any 60 year old would do.

**Andrew Santino** (3:11)
It does sound like an old guy.

**Bobby Lee** (3:12)
And I crashed into a car.

**Andrew Santino** (3:13)
Whose car?

**Bobby Lee** (3:14)
Well, let me finish. I put it in forward and I just left.

**Andrew Santino** (3:19)
And there was cameras.

**Bobby Lee** (3:20)
Well, I didn't know that.
So at around midnight, Joe, the Comedy Store manager goes, you got caught. And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, we have it on video.

**Andrew Santino** (3:35)
We got it.

**Bobby Lee** (3:36)
Yeah. And then Steph Tolove texts me late at night. She goes, I saw it. And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.