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Welcome to The Ringer Fantasy Football Show. My name is Danny Heifetz, and I'm joined by Danny Kelly, Craig Horlbeck, and today we're doing a mailbag, baby. We recorded this May 7th, so if something happened between now and whenever this is running, that's why we didn't talk about it. We recorded this May 7th. I think you guys have come to my wedding between now and the recording in this episode here.
**Craig Horlbeck** (1:59)
Hell of a time.
**Danny Kelly** (2:00)
Absolute blast.
**Craig Horlbeck** (2:01)
I'm so sorry for what I did, but it was a great night.
**Danny Heifetz** (2:05)
Well, like, does anyone have any objections? And Craig just shot his hand up. He was like, Jackie, you have one last chance.
OK, we're going to go into.
**Craig Horlbeck** (2:14)
I play the take part, take purge horns right as you're walking down the aisle.
**Danny Kelly** (2:20)
Snag is now a good time.
**Danny Heifetz** (2:23)
Help the Chris Sims.
OK, so we're going to go through a bunch of just great emails we've gotten that we just didn't have time to read. And I want to start with one that really spoke to my heart. I don't know if one of you guys wants to read this or not, but I this is from well, first of all, it's Roman or but there's an I in it. R O M A I N. Is it Romain or is it Roman? R O A R O A R O M A I N.
**Craig Horlbeck** (2:47)
Oh, A I N.
**Danny Kelly** (2:48)
Romain might be Romain.
**Danny Heifetz** (2:50)
I think it's Romain. And it was great email.
**Craig Horlbeck** (2:53)
Romain Arbo.
**Danny Heifetz** (2:55)
The subject line was cognitive push ups. And Romans Romain's breakfast was drip coffee, yogurt, granola and whatever fruit is best in season. Right now, it's a lot of orange.
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:06)
Fuck yeah.
**Danny Kelly** (3:07)
Nice.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:07)
Blood orange for breakfast is pretty great.
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:09)
That's bad ass.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:10)
That's also the best named fruit.
**Danny Kelly** (3:13)
Yeah, it's kind of bad ass. Yeah.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:15)
Blood orange. That's sick.
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:16)
Worst named fruit. Watermelon.
**Danny Kelly** (3:24)
What about kumquat?
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:28)
That's top five. I don't know what you're talking about.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:31)
Yeah.
**Danny Kelly** (3:32)
What is a fucking kumquat?
**Danny Heifetz** (3:33)
I don't know. It's just a good ass.
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:36)
You want a melon that's full of water? No.
Sounds horrible.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:41)
Ironically, you could call a watermelon. It should be called the blood melon.
**Craig Horlbeck** (3:45)
Yeah. Oh, ironically, sick.
**Danny Heifetz** (3:49)
Anyway, so Roman says a little out of left field, but here we go.
There was a few seconds of hesitation on a recent episode where Heifetz was trying to recall what the sister's name was from Arrested Development before realizing it was Lindsay Bluth. And Roman says, as a guy a little bit older than you, and in the spirit of that great episode way back when you were earnestly discussing how to try to move more and be physically active as you enter your thirties. Let me tell you, Heifetz, these little long pauses when doing pop culture recalls are also a sign of age on the cognitive side.
**Danny Kelly** (4:26)
Yeah, it's tough.
**Danny Heifetz** (4:26)
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