#766 - SAM TALLENT

**Brian Redban** (0:00)
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Hey, this is Redban, coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony geared up for Tony Hinchcliffe!

**Sam Tallent** (0:59)
He's burning for the best night of their lives, huh?

**Tony Hinchcliffe** (1:16)
Oh, yeah.
And how about one more time for the best stand band in all the land, everybody, playing for you live here in the live music capital of the world, Austin, Texas. That's Carlos Sosa on the saxophone. It's his birthday, everybody. Fernando Castillo, Raul Vallejo.
Normally, it's Nachos Belgrande, but tonight, tonight I think it's Tres Leches over there.
How about a hand for Justin Hite sitting in tonight on the drums. We have the great Matt Muehling on the electric guitar, Jon Deas on the keys, and this is indeed DMadness, live in the flesh, ladies and gentlemen.
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**Tony Hinchcliffe** (3:36)
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**Dedrick Flynn** (4:14)
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**Tony Hinchcliffe** (4:38)
You talking to me?

**Dedrick Flynn** (4:39)
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**Tony Hinchcliffe** (4:44)
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**Tony Hinchcliffe** (5:10)
And here we go. You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show or what?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have one guest tonight because that's all we need, because he's one of the greatest guests in the show's history. How many of you are real diehard Kill Tony fans? Well, then you're in for a special treat. One of the absolute best, one of the smartest, one of the funniest. Make some fucking noise. We're one of my favorite human beings and comedians. It's the great Sam Tallent, everybody. Here we go. The man, the man. You've seen him on all your favorite episodes. The best, the absolute best.