#3470 McBee Dynasty S03E06: In the Tallow Now

**SPEAKER_1** (0:07)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:22)
Welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:23)
For some reason, I was waiting for you to do it, but it's my turn.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:27)
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Watch What.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:29)
Not voluntarily introducing the McBees, if I don't have to.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:34)
Sorry. Welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:36)
I'm Ronnie.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:37)
That's Ben over there. How's it going today, Ben?

**Ronnie Karam** (0:40)
I'm great. How are you doing?

**Ben Mandelker** (0:42)
I'm good.
Welcome, everybody, to the show. It's McBee Dynasty Day. I know we're all excited over here.
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**SPEAKER_6** (1:37)
And today is the McBee Dynasty.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:42)
Ooh, it's season three, episode six. It's called First Impressions and Final Farewells. Is it over? Why is it called Final Farewells?

**Ronnie Karam** (1:52)
I think that someone went to jail for two years, you know, it's sad. I mean, you know, as Cole McBee mentioned, he's going away.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:06)
Blair's only one.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:08)
He's going to jail. When he comes back, Blair's going to be three years old. Blair won't even know who he is. I just, I just, I can't.
I was like, oh no, the three year old may not have a very strong awareness of their grandfather. Like people go away for like 30 years and he's like, oh, Blair's going to go from being one to three. Oh no, Jesus.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:33)
For Christ's sake. Let me guarantee you this. Blair ain't going to give a fuck either way, at one or three. Okay, Blair does not care.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:40)
Blair, Blair does not care.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:45)
She's got enough going on. Her mom smells like dead meat and her dad beats up hills.
Okay, she's got enough going on in her world.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:54)
Blair is doomed in this world.
Anyway, McBee Dynasty. So yeah, Final Farewells. Something I wish I could sometimes say about this show. So nine days until Steve Sr. reports to prison, the countdown clock continues on. One thing I really also don't like about this show is that it feels cold. It always feels cold in this show. It feels like they're always in these big, drafty houses. It feels like there's like where I feel how I feel like every house they're in is like 65 degrees. And I just I'm like I get cold sitting there watching them. And I know that they're the type of people I want to put on a sweater.
It's unpleasant.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:35)
Well, it's cold weather.
And they do live in these giant barn homes that they've built for five dollars, but are very big and have cement floors. I don't think about how cold it is. I think about the electricity bills, like our electricities in McPoopie, wherever they live is McBooger. Where do they live?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:56)
Gallatin.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:56)
I always forget the name of it.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:57)
Yes, Gallatin.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:58)
Gallivan.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:59)
So the electricity must be really cheap in Gallatin because they're just these huge open barns. How do you keep that air conditioned and heated?

**Ronnie Karam** (4:08)
Yeah. Oh.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:10)
That's what the show brings to us, you guys.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:14)
I know.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:15)
We worry about air conditioning, heating and temperatures in their house more than we worry about Blair.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:21)
Yeah. Well, one can only hope that they muster up enough money to pay their bills for their air conditioning and heating. So we start off in a very exciting way because we're at Steve Sr's house and Masha is with her prized chickens. And she's very worried because she has a raccoon sleeping amongst the chickens.
So naturally, Steve Jr. arrives. Now, if I hear there's a raccoon just sleeping with the chickens in broad daylight, I'm like, that's rabies right there. But this idiot is like, whatever, I'll go in and grab it. Luckily, it was not a raccoon. It was just a possum doing what I generally do during the show, nap, napping.