#3462 Below Deck Med S11E07 Part One: The Bigger They Come, The Harder They Fall

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the irrepressible Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going?

**Ronnie Karam** (0:33)
Hello. Irrepressible, I like that.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:36)
Yeah, irrepressible. We're here today to talk about Below Deck, which is always fun and exciting.
The drama of the splooge continues on into its third week. So before we get into that, join us on Patreon at patreon.com/watch What Crappens, where you can get access to a weekly newsletter that Ronnie writes and that's free for everyone, not just Patreon users, and ad free listening and a weekly bonus episode. And we had a really fun bonus episode yesterday. We talked, we just sat and talked and Ronnie talked about a coyote that is stalking him. Like you have a coyote that is terrorizing you. Are we going to name the coyote Colton? I think we should, because this thing is making its following your every move.
Who's Colton? Colton Underwood, who put a tracker on this.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:31)
Oh, Colton, Matt Colton. He's stalking me.
I was like, what's Colton you're referring to? I'm trying to think. I was thinking Colty from 90 Days. He's the Colton.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:42)
I couldn't think of a better reality star stalker type.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:46)
I just call him fuck face. I hate this little guy. I have a camera. He's literally out there all the time. So I've got all these coyote deterrents on their way. They're on my way to me right now. So I'm going to, you know, I don't have to just stand out there like a crazy person with a chef's knife. People are asking me why I have a chef's knife. Like, no, I'm not going up and trying to stab the coyote, you guys. It's in case the coyote comes to attack me. I don't have anything. What am I going to attack it with? Am I going to just criticize it to death?
No.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:13)
Do you have a tennis racket maybe to pop it?

**Ronnie Karam** (2:17)
No, I don't play sports. I don't have anything sporty. All I have is a ball and he'll just chase that and think that I want it here.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:24)
Get a tennis racket or something. That way you can pop it authoritatively, but maybe it won't maim it. Although I personally think you need to teach this coyote a lesson.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:34)
Okay, I'll get a tennis racket, like one of those that you get flies with, that's electrocuted and it's like it zaps the fly.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:42)
A little something extra, a little extra sauce on it. Yeah.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:45)
Yeah.
No, Peter, calm down. Nobody's killing the coyote. I just don't want to eat a Bueller for Christ's sake. My poor little senior citizen Bueller is out there limping around. I'm getting a coyote vest. I'm getting little detector things. I have a camera. I mean, it's ridiculous for Christ's sake.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:04)
It's very scary.
But anyway, if you like, if you want to see this recap on video, it's also on Patreon. It will come out on YouTube a week later, but get it now while it's fresh. And by the way, follow us on YouTube. Watch What Crappens, a lively YouTube happening there.
So let's dive into Below Deck Med S11E07. Match me if you can. So we open up and Nathan is still pretty peeved at Luke as it has really kind of dawned on him that he's been sleeping in another man's jizz for three days in a row and how that's like really actually it's not like funny, fratty thing. It's actually like gross. It's a hygienic issue. Everyone on the crew knew except for Nathan. It's humiliating for him also as someone who's had a department. He's just all dawning on him in a way that dawned on the rest of us in about 0.5 seconds. He's a little slow on the uptake. What can I say? But now he's mad. And he's now told Luke that he's mad. And he's like, if you're pissing me off the slightest amount, you'll be on the passerelle with all your fucking bags packed. He's like, yes, sir. And also so disrespectful. Jesus.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:23)
So it's also the not apologizing. It's like, wow, you came all over my bed. Yeah, I was hungover. What? Excuse you?

**Ben Mandelker** (4:31)
Doesn't make any sense.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:33)
Yeah. So he's like, you will be fired if you do it. If you ever come on me again or my property. He's like, yes, sir. So Luke is telling us he's got so much writing on this. It's not a fucking game for me.