#2478 - Theo Von

**Joe Rogan** (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

**Jamie** (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**Joe Rogan** (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:15)
Thank you.

**Theo Von** (0:16)
Who do you mean by those people?

**Joe Rogan** (0:18)
Uh, you know. You know.

**Theo Von** (0:22)
It's changed over the years.

**Joe Rogan** (0:23)
The ones with the horns, I don't know.

**Theo Von** (0:26)
You mean band members? Who are you talking about?

**SPEAKER_7** (0:29)
Stuff.

**Jamie** (0:30)
Music.

**Joe Rogan** (0:31)
Music industry.

**Theo Von** (0:33)
Dude, yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (0:33)
We're just talking about, we should tell people what we're talking about. If you hum a song, just like, fuck around and like, you know, like the cocaine song, you know what I mean? If you play Eric Clapton, you know, if you do that, you'll get flagged on YouTube. They, and they take money from you.

**Theo Von** (0:49)
How desperate is that?

**Joe Rogan** (0:51)
It's gross. Like you can't even hum a song? You can't, like, what are you talking about?

**Theo Von** (0:56)
You can't even hum, in the future you're not even going to be able to fall in love. They're going to charge you for it.

**Joe Rogan** (1:00)
How are they going to do that? Well, you won't be falling in love with a person anymore. People will be outdated. People come with problems.

**Theo Von** (1:07)
I ain't coming on no bot.

**Joe Rogan** (1:09)
No? Ever? What about in one?

**Theo Von** (1:12)
No, what will they do with it?

**Joe Rogan** (1:13)
Keep it.

**Theo Von** (1:14)
Yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (1:14)
Maybe that's what keeps them alive. Imagine that.

**Theo Von** (1:18)
Let me think about it for a second.

**Joe Rogan** (1:19)
You gotta her every day to keep her alive. If you don't, she starts shriveling up on you. Like she's on Ozempic.

**Theo Von** (1:25)
So she's Latina, you're saying.

**Joe Rogan** (1:27)
You gotta keep her plump.

**Theo Von** (1:29)
You gotta keep the juices flowing, huh?

**Joe Rogan** (1:32)
There'd be guys that would sign up for that.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:34)
Okay, I think I could do that.

**Joe Rogan** (1:36)
But day 5,026 in a row, you'd be like, Oh my God, I can't do this.

**Theo Von** (1:43)
Yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (1:43)
And she's dying.

**Theo Von** (1:45)
Why is she dying? She's electric, isn't she?

**Joe Rogan** (1:47)
She only gets powered by cum.

**Theo Von** (1:49)
Oh, oh, it's sad.

**Joe Rogan** (1:51)
In three days with no cum, she shuts off and that's it. And you can't bring her back.

**Theo Von** (1:55)
I'd shut her down quick.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:56)
I'll tell you that, dude.

**Theo Von** (1:58)
She would be...

**Joe Rogan** (1:59)
You'd have to let your buddies fuck her just to keep her alive.

**Theo Von** (2:02)
Oh, that's gonna be gross, Joe.

**Joe Rogan** (2:04)
It would be.

**Theo Von** (2:05)
And it would be sad and stuff like that. And you'd have somebody late at night, like, Hey bro. Who loves her? Yeah, what's your wife doing? Like, texting her at like 4 a.m.?

**Joe Rogan** (2:15)
Bro, if you need me to keep her alive, he's over there stroking at while he's on the phone with you.

**Theo Von** (2:19)
Bro, plug your wife in for a little bit, bro. Let me come over there.

**Joe Rogan** (2:23)
We're getting close. Did you see those ones they have at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas?

**Theo Von** (2:28)
The dancing ones?

**Joe Rogan** (2:28)
No, it's an AI companion that's a robot. It's like a very pretty lady and her mouth moves, she talks and it's not there yet, but it's in the neighborhood. You know, it's not at the right door, but it just entered the community. You know what I mean?

**Theo Von** (2:43)
You think so?

**Joe Rogan** (2:43)
You know, some communities have that awning, like welcome to like Paradise Estates, and you go through and there's all the houses in the subsection.

**Theo Von** (2:49)
Yeah.

**Joe Rogan** (2:50)
It's in the door.

**Theo Von** (2:51)
Right.

**Joe Rogan** (2:51)
It's in the door. It's just not at your house yet.

**Theo Von** (2:53)
Hidnokes or whatever. Exactly. Or Hunter's Glen or Racist Cove or whatever.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:58)
The fuck robot has made it through onto your street.

**Joe Rogan** (3:02)
It's just not at your house yet. And it will be in five to ten years.

**Theo Von** (3:06)
My kids aren't fucking robots.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:07)
They will.

**Joe Rogan** (3:08)
If you have kids, they're going to fuck robots.

**Theo Von** (3:09)
No, they won't, Joe.

**Joe Rogan** (3:10)