#2471 - Mark Normand

**Mark Normand** (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:15)
Hey, Charlie Kirk.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:17)
No.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:18)
Don't shoot him.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:20)
No, don't say that.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:22)
The dog's a Nazi. All right.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:24)
He's going to sit right here and chill out. What up, dog? New Netflix special out now.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:30)
You got that right, fatty.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:31)
Let's fucking go.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:32)
None Too Pleased. Check it out. We just hit number five, so I'm trying to get to Uno.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:37)
Well, maybe this will do it.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:38)
Hopefully.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:39)
Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the show runs.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:41)
All right. Thank you. Thank you. Everything helps.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:45)
It's a saturated market.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:47)
I know. There's 19 comedy specials a day now. YouTube and Hulu and the other thing, 4chan.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:53)
It's not just that. It's like just you're competing with content. You think about how many fucking shows there are now.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:00)
It's kind of nuts.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:01)
I mean, forget shows. There's shows. There's TikToks. There's reels. There's shorts. It never ends.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:06)
Never been a time where there's more things to watch and divide your attention.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:11)
I know.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:12)
And then there's the war. Yay.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:13)
Yeah. There's the war.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:15)
There's so much to pay attention to, right, Charlie?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:16)
There's politics. There's OnlyFans.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:18)
Yeah. So much to pay attention to, buddy.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:22)
Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:23)
So much, Charlie.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:25)
We'll just pretend that's Ari.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:28)
He's back.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:29)
Well, you know, Ari always gets too high in an hour and he just shuts up.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:33)
Don't fall off the table.

**Joe Rogan** (1:35)
Hey.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:36)
He looks like the Ayatollah now. Have you seen him? He's got the beard.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:38)
I know.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:39)
He's crazy and he's gay.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:40)
He came to the club the other day. He's gay now, too?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:42)
Yeah, the Ayatollah.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:43)
Oh, the new Ayatollah.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:44)
Yeah. Yeah.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:45)
Is that real?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:46)
Ah, that's what Trump said.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:47)
I think that's his real.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:48)
He's never lied. Oh, okay.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:51)
I think they're just trying to fuck with the guy. Because if you're gay and around, they just throw you off a building, right?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:56)
He's going to have to throw himself off.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:57)
You know, that was like one of the first places, or the number one place in the world for transgender surgeries?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:02)
I heard that.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:03)
Because you couldn't be gay.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:05)
So you'd rather be a woman?

**SPEAKER_6** (2:06)
You'd have to be a woman. You've got to get in the ass.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:08)
That's kind of progressive.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:09)
I can't get in the ass. Well, you can, I guess. They don't check. You get fucked in your fake cooter.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:16)
Fake cooter? That sounds like an Austin bar. Fake cooter?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:20)
It probably will be after this.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:22)
I ran. I mean, they've got to be terrified. I don't know much about anything, but I would be scared to fight a country that is having a fistfight on the White House lawn. That's how badass and crazy we are. We're fighting at the president's house, each other.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:38)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:39)
We're going to fuck you up.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:40)
I'm not thrilled about that.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:42)
You're going to be there?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:43)
Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:45)
Doesn't seem like a wise idea. Yeah, it looks like they're targeting the fucking reporter.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:50)
Whoa.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:51)
Hey, Charlie, come here, buddy.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:53)
Oh, this dog's going to be a whole different show here.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:56)
No, he'll calm down. He just has to relax. He's never been with me alone before. He's only been with my wife alone, but he loves me. He slept with me last night. He sleeps in the bed with my daughter, so he slept with me last night.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:11)
Oh, boy.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:12)
You're a little buddy. That's good.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:14)
We've got diversity here. It's a brown dog.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:18)
Yeah, they attacked that reporter, man.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:21)
Crazy.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:21)
It looked, I mean, unless it was a wayward missile, which is like, what happened to precision strikes?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:27)
Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:27)
I thought they were surgical. Remember, they would call them surgical?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:30)
That's right.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:31)
Imagine calling a bomb that's going, like, 5,000 miles an hour surgical.